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Thomas Cooked

New rhyming slang for the word "fucked" referring to the state that the UK tour operating was in when it went insolvent.
Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"
by Nhurr September 23, 2019
mugGet the Thomas Cookedmug.

morgan cook

bit of a fish, swims too much, has a big cock though
by fish life June 4, 2019
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Cook my balls

When a man let's out a hot fart while sitting down, thus pushing the farther forward and baking his testicles
Someone roll a window down, I'm about to cook my balls.
by Gray Matter January 16, 2023
mugGet the Cook my ballsmug.

Cooked

by john hamburger February 18, 2024
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Cooked

To be in an extremely bad or inescapable situation.
I didn't for the test, I;m cooked
by LOCKS25 April 19, 2024
mugGet the Cookedmug.

your local dj cook hater

an annoying ass 9 year old girl who is a hater of dj cook. she goes by many aliases such as; devin, lily, and of course, your local dj cook hater.

she is referred to by dj as “my first girl hater”
eventually she admitted to hating on dj as a joke, but apparently lied since shes still hating on him
she even made a video saying that saying the n word is not racist which was fucking insane
dj is a great youtuber and she is just another one of those dj cook little kid haters
person: ugh i hate how that little girl is hating on dj cook >:(
person 2: ikr shes super fricking annoying
person 3: i hate your local dj cook hater
by I like penguinssss December 2, 2023
mugGet the your local dj cook hatermug.

Cooked on coke

When you drink too much fizzy at a refill station you get cooked on coke
These refills are great I'm so cooked on coke
by OddButAwesome95 April 22, 2025
mugGet the Cooked on cokemug.

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