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Canadian History 

Where the MVP takes the stanley cup to his girlfriend's house, and then, lightly touches her vagina with some moose antlers. After very light penetration, he pours maple syrup over her tits, and she sucks one while he sucks the other while fucking her, then the guy jizzes in the stanley cup after.
The MVP of the NHL championship, usually celelbrates with a canadian history.

Canadian Handshake 

man that chick had a firm canadian handshake

Canadian Football 

Wants to be the NFL but I dont think canadians know the field is way to big shhh dont tell them yet oh and they get everyone who cant make it in the NFL
Look somewhere I the internet youll see
Canadian Football by T8KEM September 14, 2005

Canadian Photographer 

When someone licks the sweat off the hair of another person's gouche.
Oooga and Smooga were talking on a rock in 10000 B.C.
"Smooga, you got dirt in your gouche," said Oooga.
"Could Oooga get it for me?" responded Smooga.
"Glad to help."
Little did Oooga and Smooga know that they had performed the first Canadian Photographer in history.

Canadian ChiXX0r 

ChiXX0r describes a girl with l33t h4xX0r 5k1llZ. Canadian ChiXX0r is, therefore, a ChiXX0r from Canada.

This term was originally coined to describe Starreh, the original Canadian ChiXX0r.
Person 1: That ChiXX0r was so l33t, she ownZed me in CS. Later on I found out she was from Canada.
Person 2: Lmfao. You got pwned by Starreh?
Canadian ChiXX0r by Sephylight March 9, 2005

Canadian Dates Included 

What American bands say when they release/are going to release your dates to hype up Canadians but, in reality, they really only mean that their tour of 60 shows includes Vancouver, Toronto, and/or Calgary
NEW SUMMER TOUR! 60 SHOWS! CANADIAN DATES INCLUDED!!!
Canadians not living in Vancouver: meh