Where the MVP takes the stanley cup to his girlfriend's house, and then, lightly touches her vagina with some moose antlers. After very light penetration, he pours maple syrup over her tits, and she sucks one while he sucks the other while fucking her, then the guy jizzes in the stanley cup after.
The MVP of the NHL championship, usually celelbrates with a canadian history.
Wants to be the NFL but I dont think canadians know the field is way to big shhh dont tell them yet oh and they get everyone who cant make it in the NFL
When someone licks the sweat off the hair of another person's gouche.
Oooga and Smooga were talking on a rock in 10000 B.C.
"Smooga, you got dirt in your gouche," said Oooga.
"Could Oooga get it for me?" responded Smooga.
"Glad to help."
Little did Oooga and Smooga know that they had performed the first Canadian Photographer in history.
What American bands say when they release/are going to release your dates to hype up Canadians but, in reality, they really only mean that their tour of 60 shows includes Vancouver, Toronto, and/or Calgary