Breakfast

Something that nobody ever seems to eat, and people go on to brag about not having it for some reason that eludes the rest of us.

Person A: “LOL I didn’t have breakfast this morning! All I’ve had to eat today is a glob if toothpaste and two nickels HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!”
Person B: “R u ok?”

by mí March 10, 2020

Dogs breakfast

Wonder bread

I’m not eating that dogs breakfast, I’m having a slice of dempsters

by Bargie66 November 10, 2020

Mexican Breakfast

When a women wakes a man up in the morning to perform oral sex on him while she simultaneously dips two finger in hot sauce and shoves it up his rectum.

"My wife always wakes me up with a Mexican Breakfast every year on our anniversary!"

by Rim Tobbs November 22, 2020

Breakfast Pie

(Noun) A real man’s breakfast and/or brunch dish, customarily made with eggs, cheese, meat and excluding vegetables. Distinctly and substantially different than any similar French egg-based dish.

Nothing I love more than breakfast pie.

by Juan Grisham November 26, 2020

Cuban breakfast

Inserting a mixture of rice and beans into a woman’s asshole, then letting her push out the contents into a breakfast bowl.

I made my girlfriend a cuban breakfast this morning. That shit was fire!

by arylius November 29, 2020

Canadian Breakfast

When you wrap bacon around your penis and pour maple syrup on it and a broad sucks you off

Vinny; When i went to Canada for the first time i had some broad give me a Canadian Breakfast

Joe: Thats the most canadian thing i heard all day

by Tarvish June 12, 2020

West Texas Fried Breakfast

V. The act of spitting into another's throat, typically during intercoarse, that results in them asphyxiating and, in many cases, dying

Well, boys, thats one more lost to Uncle Jimmy's West Texas Fried Breakfast

by Toenail_eater23 July 14, 2020