Boston Elden Ring

(noun) the painfully potent pressure of a turd attempting to evacuate itself from your anus as you try desperately to stave off its attack.

"Damn! That Boston Elden Ring almost ruined my time in the hot tub with my partner."

by Keving Rady June 27, 2024

Boston cream

When you're in Boston and another person creams on your face

"Dude I was in Boston last night and this guy totally came on my face"
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by walkerwalker July 23, 2017

Boston College

College that tries to recruit students from a variety of backgrounds but then orientalizes them for not being caucasian or Catholic and lumps them together as "AHANA" students.

I went to Boston College. They made me read the bible and made me feel different for not being a white Catholic person. Weird experience.

by anonymous November 4, 2022

Boston

Boston refers to a sex marathon that requires 13 orgasms in 48 hours or less. The 13 orgasm requirement is a reference to the 13 tricks in the card game spades when you run the table. Upon completion of a Boston, you are eligible for a Boston marathon t shirt.

Last weekend we holed up in a hotel all weekend a pulled a Boston.

by onetrikpony February 5, 2017

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Boston Terrier

The last girl at a bar in Harvard square

Person 1- I guess I’m not getting laid tonight.

Person 2- Well... there is that Boston terrier over there waiting for someone to take her out to pee.

by Robero MachestBi December 4, 2020

invited her to Boston

When you accidentally overcommit to a woman you have no intentions of being in a relationship with.

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by TDDUP November 18, 2010