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Bong Gobbler

A definite causative link between smoking out of a bong literally daily while just out right givin that thing the Gluck Gluck 10k during/ after initial rip. Typically performed right at the base of the mouth peace to unimaginable depths relative to throat circumference and length. Yes you heard that right a 10k!! bullous lung disease is to be determined.. However, homosexuality is imminent. It’s important to note the term was coined after popular debut of BRS KASH single: “throat baby” despite seeing more & more Bong Gobblers throughout select communities, this activity is not gaining much if any popularity in the smokers community or on our beloved TikTok. Chances are this action will not slide in your plugs garage sesh or on that next hiking trip to x loan 2/3
I don’t know about Jake man ever since Stacy moved to Texas State he’s been buying a lot of bongs! I mean a ton. His Twitter bio now says Bong Gobbler
by Nickytan06 August 13, 2021
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Bong

To search stuff up on bing (the superior way)
"dude what do you call googling on bing"
"Idk bruh"
"Nah fam it's to bong you dingus"
by anonymous August 13, 2021
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Bong mix

A mixture of cannabis and tobbaco usually mixed together in a grinder or container. Gives you the high of cannabis and the head rush of the tobacco.
me and jimbo was out in the shed making bong mixes for the night to rip.
by Bigboy packet August 22, 2021
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Bong Immunity

When a water pipe is in the possession of a person, thus entitling them to a status in which they may not be physically touched by other person(s) in the room.
Timmy: I'm going to give you some pats, maybe a scoop-dunk?

Allie: Sorry, not this time, I've got Bong Immunity!
by All900koroks August 24, 2021
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Bong Rips

The act of holding a lighter under someone’s balls while simultaneously performing fellatio.
Hey man you hear about Matt he’s into weird shit like Bong Rips
by Bardockhazar June 2, 2021
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Nose Bong

term I first herd used by Matt Hoffman a Nose Bone is a term BMS's use when banging the front wheel of their bike into whatever surface they were heading for with not so great results i.e broken/bent wheel or body parts faceing the wrong direction
Whoa!! Dude totaly took a nose bong on that one..

yeah I was on my way down when BAM nose bonged straight into the rail GODAMIT #*@"!!#@"?*#?
by ian November 30, 2004
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bong shaman

this person is what happens when you mix recreational drugs and pseudoscience. either likes to talk about "the dmt dimension" despite never having done dmt or will not shut up about their favorite drug related anecdote. likes to appropriate spiritual concepts from indigenous and/or eastern cultures.
you're not an "enlightened guru", you're just a bong shaman.
by SmashTheState January 10, 2025
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