Bat shittery

That thing when the bull shit at work pushes one to the point of a total psychotic break.

The requests that Kate continued to ask of Karen was driving her to the brink of bat shittery

by Princess Penelope banana hammo October 31, 2018

cricket bat snatch

Slang term for female genitalia of which the labia is particularly prominent, meaty, like the neck of a chicken or of a turkey.

Also see "Beef Curtains"

Looks like that cricket bat snatch was hit for six!

by eurocelt June 30, 2017

Bat Swinger

Someone who smokes a lot of weed

Hey man, you wanna swing some bat later? Yeah, i am a bat swinger after all!

by Ninjakarl November 20, 2017

I'm literally Bat-Man

Someone who deeply believes they're Bat-Man.

''Bro I'm literally Bat-Man.''

by JR2082 October 17, 2023

bats

apparently lay eggs, according to chris pratt.

Man those bats really do lay eggs!

by fannypacklover June 11, 2018

Arizona Bat Tunnel

When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney in an abandoned house and make enough noise that bats evacuate the building, usually resulting in the bats flying into your friend’s undefended anal cavity.

Ingredients required:
1 Abandoned chimney
1 Homie you don’t like that much
1 Metric fuckton of bats
Lube (optional, not recommended)

Yo bro, do you know if Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend? That cumshot must have ruptured something.

by Big Daddy Hambone April 15, 2024

bat

South African term used when rejected

Boy 1: Dawg didnt you slide with with meddie
Boy 2: Ye boy, but she gave me bat (meaning he was rejected)

by br0therman December 5, 2021