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bastard cake

Noun.
1. an undesirable situation; screwed; dicked over; fucked

Verb.
2. to be put into a bad situation by someone else; to be screwed over by someone
3. to put someone into a bad situation; to screw someone over
"Dude! You drank all my beer when I was gone... see, that's just bastard cake."
by jerkymonkey July 31, 2007
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Bastards incorporated movie studio

Bastards Incorporated is a term which originated from the 80's comedy "The Comedy Company"'. It describes a conman company that sells products which are defective and useless.

It is now used as an all encompasing word for movies that typify white trash values, violence, mindless storylines and crass uneducated humor. These movies are made under the comedy and horror genres but are generally a thinly disguised veil of ultimate warfare of corrupt mob enterprises and psychotic writers against targets they deem worthy of life ruining.

The characters are purposely depicted in the most ficticious and humiliating scenarious in order to basically ruin their targets lives as well as their sanity and maximise profits, and cover up their own sordid lives of others.

"this is not art or cinema it is terrorism".
Exampled of Bastards Incorporated movie studio include:
Scary Movie franchaise
Disaster movie, Epic Movie etc.
American Pie Series
Twilight Franchaise
Movies that depict prostitutes, strippers etc.
Serial killer horror movie franchaises.
Movies that are so violent, warped and unrealistic you have nightmares for months.
by nostradamous merry maid January 19, 2011
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Bastard Bitch

Noun. Someone or something that tickles people without mercy.
Stop tickling me, bastard bitch!

He wouldn't stop tickling me... what a bastard bitch.
by Krispay Babay February 6, 2020
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Reverse Bastardisation

To perform an act specifically to iritate a person(s).
by Albert Smoota May 13, 2005
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Los Bastardos

The best Rocky Horror Picture Show Shadowcast around. Based in Ft Worth, TX they perform every Saturday night at midnight at the Ridgmar Movie Tavern
Tom: Do you want to go and see Rocky?
Joe: Only if it is Los Bastardos show.
Tom: Of course they are the best.
by Trannsie May 28, 2010
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old bastard

An offensive word to old people, typically mean old people.
My Friend: Damn, my dad is an old bastard!
Me: ^
by Mr. Hornet May 14, 2019
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Tire Kicking Bastard

Type of customer who has read every magazine, every online article, knows every line of the specs but has absolutely no budget, no permission from wife, partner or boss to buy but consumes every type of material like a ravenous T-rex and always has a BS use case that involves every single person in the company.

He begins every conversation asking for a free trial for XYZ corporation, whether of garden hoses or jet engines.
Mr Chen (or Suresh, almost always a recent immigrant with academic qualifications out of all proportion to the incredibly minor role held in a large US corporation) is a complete tire kicking bastard.
by BoilerRoom August 12, 2012
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