bake a cake

Snorting chop coke will cause you to sound and feel like you baked a cake in your nose

You look and sound like shit...what did you bake a cake last night?

by Dr. Sueme June 16, 2013

Bailey

Extra kinky. gives amazing head. Loves biting, nibbling, and other kinky things. She's a swallower. Very shallow. Huge tits, incredible eyes, long tan nice legs, HUGE tease, if you fall for a Bailey don't tell her, because she'll put your heart in a blender and rip it into shreds. She can either be the coolest, sweetest most awesome person you've ever met.. Or the biggest bitch you've ever met. She holds grudges, so don't get on her bad side.
she'll lead you on forever. However, she does fall for boys she's so incredibly insecure and gaurded she never dates. She's an amazing friend and will take a bullet for Her friends any day. She's close to very few and trusts none. She is a master manipulator, and can always get her way, with anything. If you find yourself with a Bailey... Watch out

Dude Bailey broke my heart today

by Brandon lee A B C Jacobs July 6, 2011

bake and wake

When you smoke cannabis right before you attend a a funeral/wake. Often seemed as disrespectful to the one who has passed, only because they failed to be in the cyph.

My dad just died. Lets get high and go to the funeral tomorrow hence the bake and wake you stupid bitch

by Tumbo aka J Blunts September 14, 2009

Honey Baked Ham

When a man ejaculates on a person's behind that he during the sex act spanked until it became red.

After all that spanking he pulled out and gave her a honey baked ham.

by fo-rizzle March 2, 2012

Steak bake

A large pasty like snack which you can currently get down Greggs on a 2 for 1 deal basis. Unfortunately due to high demand from one induvidual who goes by the name of Jack, the factory supplying the ingredients for these bakes has been thrown into turmoil, with staff shortages and the like. Jack has currently bought up most of the shop and Greggs is consequently contemplating closure for the forseeable future due to lack of items of food for sale. If and when Greggs does re-open, Jack will almost certainly be banned from going within 10 feet of the shop. The boy in question is currently on the NHS waiting list for the proceedure of stomach stapeling.

Linda: I'm out of a job

Tor: *shocked* how? why?

Linda: That kid ate all the steak bakes in Greggs and the factory I was in wasn't sufficiently staffed and couldn't cope with the heavy work load.

Tor: Bastard *shakes fist*

by Linda April 17, 2005

bailey copley

a cunt

"Wow, he's a real bailey copley"

by retardednigger May 17, 2016

shake and bake

to shake the sheets up and then get high
(to have sex then smoke weed)

hey baby lets go shake and bake

by kate51351361 March 8, 2007