Gentleman Asshole

The type of guy that would open doors for his lady but the moment she starts getting out of line he will stand up for himself not caring about the double standards.

“Honey I’m not an asshole, I’m a gentleman asshole, there is a different.”

by DeAndreTheSly June 14, 2022

Asshole Vibing

When a man and a woman are spooning, the mans penis is inserted into the womans asshole and they just lay there and spoon.

me and my girlfriend were asshole vibing yesterday! it was amazing!

by AetherJK March 13, 2020

asshole-worthiness

a characteristic that guys who say things like "you got over your dead cat really fast" and then try to spin it off as a compliment have

"Yeah, Julian is cool but his asshole-worthiness makes him uncool."

by Cool Cat 224 May 24, 2015

Sherlock's Asshole

When you put pipe tobacco between your butt cheeks, you rub it well by performing twerks and then you fart inside a friend's pipe's bowl so that you stack the tobacco inside, ready to be smoked and enjoyed.

I went to Bob's house yesterday. He kindly offered to give me a Sherlock's Asshole, so we sat by the fireplace, drank some whisky and smoked our pipes. It was a great night!

by Doctor Strangelove's Pet September 3, 2016

asshole stinger

after you take a big shit, you cant sit down because your asshole burns like hell.

the other day my friend was over my house when he needed to take a shit. unfortunately he clogged my toilet but in revenge he couldn't sit down for a week because of the asshole stinger he got.

by BUTT MAN December 31, 2013

asshole poppery

the insane act of embodying another human to do the unholy act of pop another's rectal hole

god damn i don't remember yesterday but there was definitely some asshole poppery

by nigger blaster52 June 21, 2017

Baltimore Asshole

A Baltimore Asshole is a self administered rim job. That is, self analingus.

I will bend Citizen Baba up like a pretzel and help him receive the Baltimore Asshole he desperately needs.

by babaisapussy April 29, 2015