April 20th

April 20th is National Suck your boyfriends dick day!!!

Today is the day to give your boyfriend some great head

Person1: today I sucked the hell out of my boyfriends dick

Person2: ohh why’s that

Person1: it’s April 20th national suck your boyfriends dick day duh

Person1: today I sucked the hell out of my boyfriends dick

Person2: ohh why’s that

Person1: it’s April 20th national suck your boyfriends dick day duh

by Øøf dude 69 April 19, 2019

April 18th

Boyfriends show their girl some love and send them a dick pic

Boy* happy April 18th
Girl* babe u remembered
Boy*I'll send it right away

by @Knowsit April 17, 2019

April 1st

if you are born on this day, you’re a fucking joke.

Yea i heard her birthday is April 1st, whatta fuckin joke

by jchchxjwjjcjcidjwjfiwo October 20, 2019

7 April

Give someone whos birthday is on this day MANY PRINGLES AND ANIME SH!T!!!!!

Person: it's 7 April today.. MY birthday

Them: :(

Person: hand them over!

Them: *hands over pringles and anime sh!t*

Person: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

by Frognut December 11, 2020

april 22

april 22 is national 69 day the day your friends give the 69 to every person they meet

Elizabeth gave Zach 69 on april 22

by ur mum May 27, 2018

april fools

n. When a man is engaging in anal sex with a partner and comunicates to the partner that he is finished, then as the partner turns around he is greeted by skeet in the face and eyes while hearing "April Fools!"
On all other days this is known as a Houdini

Tomorrow I am going to pull an "April Fools" on Cindy

by Nashawaty April 24, 2005

April 18

National listen to twenty one pilots day. And you can also slap any of you’re friends that don’t.

Me: *listens to twenty one pilots and cries*
Friend: “why are you crying?”

Me: “it’s April 18” *realizes that they aren’t crying because they haven’t listened to twenty one pilots yet* “let me slap you!”

by Clikkie13 October 29, 2019