Jason Jackson Johnson

The chadliest of men, often with a very large penis. This man, the king of bread. His ass is so phat, he can destroy worlds with it. Women fawn over him. Men want to be him. When you see that iconic chadly smile you will you lose your shit. His ass is so great , he can hold guns with his glorious cheeks. Trained by Chuck motherfucking Norris, and Bruce Lee, he eats planets, like its bread. A superior being that wields the mighty num-chuk lightsaber.

"Hey keisha, Its I JASON JACKSON JOHNSON"

"OMG HE'S SO HOT" - Real Jason Jackson Johnson fangirls

by Genghis Kahn January 10, 2021

The Bo Jackson Cock

When you ram a girls coochie so hard you make her pass out for 3 hours straight

Yeah last night I gave my girl the Bo Jackson Cock and she passed out on my sofa

by UrFavBootyKiller February 4, 2021

The reverse Michael Jackson

When a little boy fucks a grown man

I worked at a Christian camp last summer and walked in on tinny giving father Mick O'hoolihan getting the reverse Michael Jackson

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

Michael Jackson effect

When a neurodivergent person is simply existing and neurotypical people spread rumors about them to explain their behavior or to ruin their reputation. No matter what the neurodivergent person does to clear their name, nobody will believe them because they do not meet the standard of humanity acceptable to the neurotypical population.

insert name here was a victim of the Michael Jackson effect and ttey lost tteir job because of it.

by AquaManhattan October 18, 2021

Michael Jackson Day

When a hardcore fan of Michael Jackson spends the entire day of June 25th (the day of Michael Jackson’s death) listening to his music.

It’s Michael Jackson day, let’s listen to his music.

by Rick Grimes 35 June 25, 2021

Steve Alexander Jackson

a steve alexander jackson is a term used when you follow through on a fart severely. one step up from a shart.

yesterday morning on the bus i steve alexander jacksoned my pants it was nasty the entire bus got evacuated.

by rarararararararararararawwwwrr August 16, 2010

Post-Michael Jackson

Anything happening after Michael Jackson's death (Sudden 80s clothing outbreak, leather pants, aviators, getting nose jobs, etc.)

P.S.
I love Michael Jackson, and i only use this in his memory.
1958-2009<3 You will never be forgotten.

That shirt is so Post-Michael Jackson!

by Asodoph Boingberry June 27, 2009