It's when you don't have to take a dump for days, then you visit your parents house, and you MUST take a dump. Even adult children are unaware this is happening but it's definitely umbilically connected. An umbilical dump.
Child: Hey Ma, I feel an umbilical dump coming on.
Ma: Oh shit, I have to clean the skidmarks out of the toilet again?? Another umbilical dump.
Ma: Oh shit, I have to clean the skidmarks out of the toilet again?? Another umbilical dump.
by CJMO November 16, 2006
Grandpa there ate so much last night and had to take a cumbersome dump in the morning. He didn;t make it to the toilet.
by tirtle April 27, 2017
by chudz junkie November 26, 2009
After taking a dump, finishing and exiting the bathroom, you experience the need to take an even larger dump within a short period of time.
This usually happens more than once.
This usually happens more than once.
Christian: " Ohh, damn, BRB... gotta take a dump.."
Brady: " Kay..."
- 3 to 5 minutes later -
Christain: " K back"
Brady:" WB
- a few minutes pass -
Christian: " Shit... gotta go again.. Fuck! I hate Recurring Dumps!"
Brady: " I laugh at your misfortune."
Brady: " Kay..."
- 3 to 5 minutes later -
Christain: " K back"
Brady:" WB
- a few minutes pass -
Christian: " Shit... gotta go again.. Fuck! I hate Recurring Dumps!"
Brady: " I laugh at your misfortune."
by Manbearpig2324 April 03, 2010
my friend josh is so prohumpitty dump
by shmabul January 20, 2010
Bro, me and Jessica ain't together anymore because I cum dumped her yesterday....... after we got done having sex I shot my load on her and said : we should start seeing other people
by Anonymous-person August 26, 2022
When you are taking a dump, but your super horny and don't want to wait until you finish. So you spread your legs and start jacking off until you ejaculate right when your poop drops.
"Man I haven't seen my girl in 10 days. Might as well dump and tug since I'm in the bathroom already."
by EagleOneSolo January 14, 2020