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Windows Live Messenger

When you have nothing else to do, and suicide is not an option, you can use it to talk to people that you would otherwise ignore. A useful tool for internet perverts and loners.
Dave: I go on Windows Live Messenger every night.

Everyone else: Dave is such a loser!
by harv1989 October 28, 2006
mugGet the Windows Live Messengermug.

Window Licking Retard

A person that has the common sense of a garden slug, compared to the poor child on the short bus that has no control over the fact he/she licks the windows.
Jack is a total window licking retard. He got caught screwing some bitch, by his wife, in their bed!
by Jon (943) August 1, 2008
mugGet the Window Licking Retardmug.

Windows Media Player

Yet more useless software from microsoft
Error 403 what the hell does that mean
by Bryan February 13, 2005
mugGet the Windows Media Playermug.

browser window amnesia

A mental lapse occurring when multiple browser windows are open and you forget which one is playing music. This is incredibly annoying and may require you to restart your browser.
"Where is that music coming from!?"
"It's my computer but I'm not sure what it's coming from!"
"Well, turn it off!"
"I have a serious medical condition. It's called browser window amnesia!"
"That's not serious, you just found it on urban dictionary."
"Urban dictionary is a the world's most respected source for neologisms."
"You're right! You do have a serious mental condition!"
by jdaddyk April 9, 2010
mugGet the browser window amnesiamug.

Windows 10 LTSC

Probably the only good version of Windows 10 ever.
Person 1: I HATE WINDOWS 10 SOOOOOOOO MUCH!11!!!11!
Person 2: What's up?
Person 1: IT KEEPS EATING UP ALL MY RAM, CPU RESOURCES AND LETS NOT FORGET THAT THERES ADS ON THE FUCKING START MENU AND LOG-IN SCREEN!
Person 3: AHEM, avez-vous essayé le windows 10 ltsc?
by funny man69 April 19, 2020
mugGet the Windows 10 LTSCmug.

roll her windows

hazza: oi, check out that hot lass over there
bazza: ah yeah, i'm gonna roll her windows down
hazza: you go for it mate!!!1
by tonkles August 20, 2015
mugGet the roll her windowsmug.

Car window smoking

The act of smoking while driving and trying to keep the smoke out of the car's interior. Usually involves holding the cigarette out of the open window and lots of leaning toward the window while inhaling and exhaling.
"Car window smoking is awkward, but it keeps my marriage together because my wife can't stand the smell of cigarette smoke."
by EastLakeDude September 29, 2013
mugGet the Car window smokingmug.

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