Wrestler

A meathead who thinks he is tough, but really is a pussy in spandex that likes getting close with other men's junk. They give each other diseases like herpes and if ever in a real fist fuight, they would get the shit kicked out of them. They are people who act like idiots to get attention and are ignorant assholes. they typically have little friends, and think very high of themselves. They complain about loosing weight and yet they don't relieze every other sport is the same.

"yo i kicked the shit outta a wrestler today."

"really? aren't they tough?"

"no they actually cant hit for shit...they think they are strong but they are just pussies in spandex."

"well that figures, i mean wreslters do like getting close with other men"

by Tim Patten March 25, 2007

WWE wrestler

People who wear too much makeup and think they are tough because they stage fights. Also classified under this category are posers.

Alex: Dude, that WWE wrestler is freakin' ripped.

John: WTF are you talking about? You know that they wear makeup and they spraypaint that stuff on their bodies right?
Alex: Oh!
John: Ya...
Awkward silence

by Twitterawsomeness October 26, 2009

Wrestling Cyclops

Male masturbation without lubrication.

Tim: "Hey Joe, want to go to the arcade after school today?"

Joe: "Sorry, I can't. I'm going to be Wrestling Cyclops."

by Phatsypatsy January 22, 2009

wrecktangle

an increasingly popular hairstyle among women when their hair is a 'wreck' in the front an a 'tangle' in the back

Her hair is in a perfect wrecktangle!!

by Walker Texas Ranger, the girl. July 26, 2012

Wrestler

An androgynous attention-seeker whose intelligence doesn't exceed beyond the kindergarten level. Often times, wrestlers will 'jack' themselves up on steroids and amphetamines to become tough(-ish), causing their genitalia shrink to unsatisfactory sizes. However, this does not prevent them from grabbing and touching other wrestlers' genitalia or having their own touched by those same wrestlers. Perhaps, in knowing of the other wrestler's shrinkage, and thus lack of a satisfactory sex life, they engage in genitalia grabbing, so as to sexually sooth each other. This is debatable, however, as they may already be predisposed to homosexuality, thus explaining their aggrandized androgyny.

Person A: Dude, did you see that hairless bi grab that other hairless bi's junk? They're totally fucking homo.

Person B: No, they're 'wrestlers' and they're wrestling.

Person A: Oh, so is that what they're calling it these days? Call it what you want, bro, but they seem to me like a bunch of butt pirates, glorifying the simulation of mutual masturbation.

by HazyKushen April 9, 2010

wreckage

Slang term for a vagina with wrinkled, loose-hanging labia.

The implication is that it has been "wrecked" by years of stretching, pregnancy, etc.

Incredible body but did you see the wreckage going on down there?

by wrecker December 25, 2003

black and decker pecker wrecker

1. A mythical/legendary/nonexistent/hypothetical power tool that is said to damage male genitalia, which the mere mention of causes any child under the age of 13 who knows what a pecker is to laugh their asses off when they hear the term

2. A Black & Decker drill

I'm going to town to buy a Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker

by Koby_Fish April 27, 2005