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Windows Live Messenger

When you have nothing else to do, and suicide is not an option, you can use it to talk to people that you would otherwise ignore. A useful tool for internet perverts and loners.
Dave: I go on Windows Live Messenger every night.

Everyone else: Dave is such a loser!
by harv1989 October 28, 2006
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Window Licking Retard

A person that has the common sense of a garden slug, compared to the poor child on the short bus that has no control over the fact he/she licks the windows.
Jack is a total window licking retard. He got caught screwing some bitch, by his wife, in their bed!
by Jon (943) August 1, 2008
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Windows Media Player

Yet more useless software from microsoft
Error 403 what the hell does that mean
by Bryan February 13, 2005
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browser window amnesia

A mental lapse occurring when multiple browser windows are open and you forget which one is playing music. This is incredibly annoying and may require you to restart your browser.
"Where is that music coming from!?"
"It's my computer but I'm not sure what it's coming from!"
"Well, turn it off!"
"I have a serious medical condition. It's called browser window amnesia!"
"That's not serious, you just found it on urban dictionary."
"Urban dictionary is a the world's most respected source for neologisms."
"You're right! You do have a serious mental condition!"
by jdaddyk April 9, 2010
mugGet the browser window amnesiamug.

Windows 10 LTSC

Probably the only good version of Windows 10 ever.
Person 1: I HATE WINDOWS 10 SOOOOOOOO MUCH!11!!!11!
Person 2: What's up?
Person 1: IT KEEPS EATING UP ALL MY RAM, CPU RESOURCES AND LETS NOT FORGET THAT THERES ADS ON THE FUCKING START MENU AND LOG-IN SCREEN!
Person 3: AHEM, avez-vous essayé le windows 10 ltsc?
by funny man69 April 19, 2020
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Windows XP Background

The magical land where Sonic The Hedgehog awkwardly falls in love with a realistic human.
"The Windows XP Background, hooo, bad memories there, good thing I dumped that bitch"- Sonic the Hedgehog
by Signup Man December 12, 2021
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Norwegian Swimming Window

The two days a year the water temperature in Norway raises above 15 degrees Celsius, and norwegians consider it possible to go to the beach.
Ola: Hey Kari wanna go to the beach?
Kari: Nah it's June and the Norwegian Swimming Window hasn't opened yet.
by Lethan March 17, 2016
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