Vanilla

When one behaves or speaks in a very monotone manner and are far too boring to keep your life interesting. They are just plain out boring, sorry to break it ya.

You might be a chocolate person but you're acting like a vanilla person .

by Mrs smarty pants April 4, 2023

vanilla

safe word, typically used when one is feeling unsafe

satirically used among friends towards ugly people or ones with unusual traits

omg that fat guy is so vanilla!

Stephen Hawking clone got me sayin, "vanilla, vanilla!"
Fuuu better run that mf is so vanilla.

by vanilla lord June 9, 2023

Vancing

When you have sex with an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions as Republican VP nominee J.D. Vance admitted to doing in pp. 179-181 of his book "Hillbilly Elegy".

My friend is into some weird shit. He told me today he was Vancing last night.

by Pickle Richard July 23, 2024

Vancing

To have sexual intercourse with a couch.

"I came home and found Billy Vancing with our new loveseat! We're gonna need some Scotch guard"

by UrPalBrgs July 24, 2024

vancing

v. To fornicate with a seam, fold, or gap in a piece of furniture. Often couches, but settees, ottomans, or the occasional chaise lounge have been used.

No, James isn't allowed over at my grandma's anymore. We caught him vancing the loveseat when he thought we were picking up lunch.

by Polynym July 24, 2024

Vancing

The sexual act of adding lube to a rubber glove and put it between couch cushions and use it to masturbate.

JD was in the middle of Vancing a couch when he slipped and made it a love seat.

by DHyena July 29, 2024

Vancing

Having intimate relations with couches or furniture

I caught my friend vancing with his couch.

by Yep it’s August 8, 2024