Escalante Valley

A large rural valley in southern Utah mostly filled with incestual inbreds, almost everyone is related by blood, and everyone is related by marriage.

It's an area plagued by MAGA and uneducated people, a place where uncle's rape their nieces and get away with it under the protection of the LDS Church.

Unsustainable agriculture is also popular here, people grow the most water-intensive plants for cows who live on the other side of the world, rather than organizing and growing Food for People. These people are facing a pending aquifer collapse and they don't even realize it.

On the weekends the good ol' boys will go out driving onto the dirt roads, getting shit-faced while killing, rabbits chiselers, coyotes or anything that move. They always make sure to toss their beer cans and liquor bottles out into the sagebrush so the wives don't know that they were drinking when they get home. Meanwhile when all the good old boys are romping around, the housewives are popping opiate tabs to deal with their suicidal depression from being objectified by the LDS church and their husbands.

Every Sunday these "good" people have the opportunity to return to church and repent for their sins.

In Escalante Valley many men live by the value system of rape, repent, repeat again.

I'm going to Escalante Valley to shoot some chiselers.

by BdogW February 9, 2019

hickson valley high school

Queer smearing finger licking fried chicken bitches

You look like you're from Hickson Valley High School. What a prick.

by Smithson Valley high school February 27, 2019

Blue Valley North High School

A large, dusty field n the middle of a bunch of houses that look exactly the same

“See those kids playing football in that open field over there? That’s blue valley north high school”

by Joey Sturgeon March 9, 2019

Hidden Valley

When you take ranch dressing, cover your partner's genitals with it and either suck or lick it off.

"Man, my wife let me explore some Hidden Valley with her."

by Andistic April 19, 2019

Central Valley Academy

Ah yes beautiful CVA located in Central New York. What more can you ask for when you have athletic boners and girls that think very highly of themselves. If you’re like me, you think they look very silly for trying so hard. I wish they new you’re popularity in k-12 isn’t going to go on a job/college resume. welp CVA just about sucks other than some of the teachers, classes and the cafeteria is pretty nice but the food is a 4-5 depending on the day. Friday’s are the best because not only is it going to be “ Friday Night Lights” nor the weekend it’s PIZZA DAYY like that’s a good day to come to school.

person from CVA: i’m from CVA
person not from CVA: Who?

person from CVA: you know Central Valley Academy

person not from CVA: Who?

by bootyboootyboobies September 15, 2019

The valleys

The valleys are a place in Wales which is known for having the strongest welsh accent

Your from the valleys you are, are you from the valleys?

by Valleyboi November 11, 2019

Perk Valley

A school full of bad athletes, and not that smart of kids unless if you’re name is Justin Jaworski, Meagan Jonassen, Emma Miley, and Nia Daisy

Oh look it’s a ton of bad athletes from perk valley

by Tina Long October 27, 2019