tobe

When some attempt of ours goes past some critical mark, but not enough to succeed.
I.e. when we fail, but could've done something, anything, better.
Excessive but nonsufficient.
TOo much But not Enough.

He's such a tobe. Always gives up before a difficult victory.

by ripsuboi October 15, 2015

table 14

The craziest muther fuckers around - these kids are the shit. They always seem to be in trouble yet try hard not to be. Don't get on the wrong side of this pack But once your in then it's forever bruh except if you dicks before chicks - don't do that dude. The cool , so cool - if you not them you wanna be them - YOLO

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Me : I'm in table 14

Kid : nuff said

by Flies on fire March 17, 2016

Tabletop

Going Tabletop is when one person finds it too difficult to take a crap and so needs to perch on the seat to make it easier.

I ate so much food last night dude, when I went to the toilet I had to go tabletop the whole time.

by Smudgell August 29, 2016

Table Captain

THE SICK FUCK IN THIRD GRADE THAT BITCHED ME AROUND TO GET MY GOD DAMN CRAYONS.

im gonna beat the shit outta the table captain.

by That one taco June 18, 2016

table gravy

The mixture of liquid and food waste on a table, fresh or dry. When dry it is often sticky.

Peter: "Aw man... someone left us some table gravy..."
Jimmy: "Eww... it's all dry too. No use trying to clean that up... Let's find another seat."

by Jerkoffjacklick September 6, 2016

Table Pounder

A conversation that gets you so worked up it makes you hit the table. Usually to draw attention or show anger.

Man if you tell a sexist jokes around her she becomes a real table pounder.

by She_knows_it November 15, 2016

table shaker

banging a girl so hard on a table

i gave her the table shaker last night

by your pseudm December 5, 2016