Classical Penis

—adjective
1. going out of one’s way to be put on display in order to draw extra attention; usually with no invitation (like the penis on classical nude statues, e.g. Michelangelo‘s “David”)

Gf1: What is Angela wearing? Nobody wants to see all that...
Gf2: Yea, she’s being extra Classical Penis rn...

Dude1: You see Mike at the bar ordering drinks for those girls? You know he can’t afford that...
Dude2: Yea, that Classical Penis shit is why he still drives a Hyundai.

by M. A. Bham September 23, 2019

Settlemire Penis

A penis with down syndrome, that is oddly shaped, ugly, or deformed.

That guy in Group 2.0 looks looks familiar, I think I saw him in a faces of meth meme. It was no surprise that when he posted his dick it was clearly a Settlemire Penis.

by Rocktopler November 22, 2014

dababy penis

A very long and black stump, that lumber jacks would generally pull out of the ground after cutting down a big and brown tree.

Hey man, don't forget to pull out that dababy penis out.

by dababypenis January 28, 2021

Penis Explosion

Whenever that your entire penis explodes in a combustible manner

d: By posting "Penis Explosion" on Urbdic, You are endangering the human race
j: fuck you

by judgebredd April 14, 2021

flying penis

What some people call a Boeing CH-47 Chinook helicopter (the kind with no tailboom and two sets of main rotor blades located on the upper side of the fuselage both fore & aft; sometimes called a tandem helicopter) because it looks like a big ding-a-ling flying through the sky.

Hey Dennis, check out the flying penis near those buildings over there!!!

by Telephony September 28, 2013

penis cheese

The white substance found around the head of the penis when it hasnt been washed for 1-2 months

Chad is the definition for penis cheese...

by Random_Hero_05 May 31, 2005

Penis Woman

An aggressive, rude and curt woman who seems very man-like and often picks on women who are more feminine or soft spoken (and sometimes smaller than her). usually seen walking around in long strides, dressed in 3 piece suits. (Not to be mistaken with a bitch who can often be quite feminine)

That penis woman! She screamed at me to get of the way, spat on my Jimmy choos, mocked my fabulous poncho and stole my cab! I'm going for a facial.

by Hukra February 21, 2009