John Wayne toilet paper

John Wayne toilet paper – Military term used to describe the low grade toilet paper found in the MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) accessory packet. Called so because it’s rough, tough and don’t take shit off of anybody. Can also be used in place of extra fine grit sandpaper when refinishing furniture.

Can I score a roll from that big box of ass wipe that your mom sent last week?
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.

by Trav March 28, 2005

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paper cut dick

When you make fun of Meg, she slowly glides the sharp ridge of printer paper on your dickhole and presses down.

When Ryan is mean, his dick will bleed because she paper cut his dick. He cries because he now has paper cut dick.

by Mg12398 March 25, 2016

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paper cuts from money

When your so rich that you take some money out of the bank and you get a paper cut from all the money cause their is to much of it.
Also used by Lil Uzi VertIn p2.

Rich Person 1: How was the bank?
Rich person 2: man i had so much money i got paper cuts from money.
Rich person 1: Dude that happened to me to!
Rich person 2: No way nice man!

by KILLALLKARENS April 02, 2020

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New Jersey Paper Route

A New Jersey Paper Route occurs when an intoxicated person proceeds to vomit and/or defecate on his neighbors' front porches and/or driveways while attempting to walk back to his/her house.

After a night of heavy drinking and pounding techno music, Salvatore made the mistake of stopping by Tony's Diner for a meatball sub. The greasy meal combined with his already drunken state caused him to vomit on one neighbor's driveway, and have a violent bowel movement on another neighbor's front porch. When he finally made it to his front door, Salvatore could only grimace at the repurcussions his New Jersey Paper Route would usher in the following day.

by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008

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