a really messy shit that you barely made it to the bathroom in time for. one where you're glad you're in a public restroom cuz nobody's gonna wanna clean up when you're done. one where it burns a little, and maybe gets on your clothes.

“I ate three of those gas station sandwiches while driving home, and had to suddenly stop an hour later and trumped all over another gas station bathroom. good thing i had an extra pair of pants in the car.“

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Trump is a dumbo with no hair and a fake wig. Trump is an inbred and cousin to the Lorax but more ugly. Also if you squeeze him he makes orange juice. Bro ate too many carrots that he became one. also loves (romantically) Elon and Kim and Putin!

*an orange guy with bad wig* ha what a trump

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trump is the worst president in us history. fuck that guy

fuck trump

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