Kevin McCallistered

When you are riding his dick and as he’s about to climax you put both hands on your face and scream, just like Kevin in Home Alone.

Friend 1: how was your date?

Friend 2: I Kevin McCallistered him and I saw his soul leave his body

by Josaurus February 10, 2019

Kevin Manthei

(Proper Noun) The musical genius behind the music to such wonders as "Invader ZIM" and "Resident Evil."

Uh...you can't really use Kevin Manthei as an example...

by Jhomeboy August 22, 2003

Kevin lewis

An uncultured, raging alcoholic who loves Imbreading in water with them small plums

Fuck I i’m a Kevin Lewis

by Gareth Ali October 21, 2020

kevin garnett

awesome basketball player that is black as night

i closed my eyes and saw kevin garnett

by stan April 12, 2006

Kevin Jonas

Lead guitarist of the teen pop sensation The Jonas Brothers, Kevin is basically the perfect male. Not only is he gorgeous, but he is also talented in the art of guitar-playing, has strong morals, which is very admirable in this day and age, and is the sweetest guy to ever walk the planet.

Teen Girl #1: Oh my gosh, I love Nick Jonas with all of my heart!

Teen Girl #2: I'm going to have Joe Jonas's babies!

Teen Girl #3: Guys, Nick and Joe are pretty cool, but Kevin Jonas is clearly the epitome of perfection.

by ErinFTW February 25, 2008

Kevin Martin

See douchebag.

by Anonymous May 10, 2003

kevin's dad

A guy who would blow you in the bathroom

I went to a club last night and the chick I met was as dirty as Kevin's Dad

by qwertyterd January 15, 2014