spider

a sex position in which a girl squats crab style on top of a guy with her feet up on his knees and her arms back on his chest

She climbed up on Jimmy Dean backwards with her feet on his knees and hands on his chess and lowered her butt, pushed his cock in, and the ride him spider style.

by Rod X February 14, 2014

spidercrack

A crack or break that is so intense that it looks like a spider web.

If you piss me off one more time, I'm going to spidercrack your neck!

by Redskater April 19, 2014

Spider Daning

The act of posing like spider man while intoxicated.

Look that guy is Spider Daning on the wall at the bar.

Look at that guy Spider Danning on the monument.

by Big Cat Koszyk November 1, 2014

spider typing

typing effortlessly with one hand

I'm quite an expert at spider typing.

by Analyst242 November 15, 2014

Spider Bike

Any bike that has eight functioning wheels or turbines(in the case of a water spider bike).

man I wish i had a spider bike, it would be so much cooler than this prey-mantis scooter, but could you imagine how much gas that thing eats?

by Bull0cks July 1, 2014

Spider

SPIDERS ARE TERRIBLE HORRIBLE CREATURES FROM THE DEEPEST DARKEST PLACES ON EARTH SENT TO DESTROY HUMANS AND ALL EARTH

"Er meh gerd a spider ate Mel!"
"AHHHH! It's coming after us!!"
"RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!"

by J_tron_JA(R)x409102 February 28, 2015

Spider Dancing

A component of DJ logic or musical playlist planning where songs are ordered in a way to achieve an optimum listening experience. The process involves playing songs with a slower tempo after faster paced hits. This allows listeners to recover fully between extreme party moments.

See the way the tempo slowed down after that banger? Classic DJ spider dancing, giving us a chance to chill before re-melting our faces.

by sonofrickslone May 25, 2015