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Sloppy coin purse 

When you have sex with coins lodged in a woman's vagina
I love to do the sloppy coin purse in bed
Sloppy coin purse by tomdard November 16, 2017

Sloppy Marcia 

Anal sex which is highly lubricated and messy which can include a mixture of Astroglide and fecal matter.
I feel really sorry for the hotel maid who had to clean the sheets after me and Susan's sloppy marcia.

Sloppy Joe Pickle Pumper 

A nomadic male, around the age of 23, that is native to Middle America but rarely seen there. Most often seen in coastal regions surfing, chasing Siberian Huskies, or mumbling about politics.

sloppy joe

When a fat chick's pussy is so wet and cavernous that it sounds like fapping rather than sex
"Guess what!"
"What?"
"I fucked your mum!"
"ewww"
"Yeah she is a real sloppy joe!"
sloppy joe by mehling August 28, 2012

sloppy journalism 

To furiously ejaculate all over your notes for class and still hand it in. Spunk and all.
Man my Professor was being such a herb about how the format had to be. Instead I gave him some sloppy journalism. See how he likes that.

sloppy flowerpot

The act of pooping on a girls vagina during her period cycle than watering it down with a good piss
Your a good gardener girl. Do you want to to come over later and I can give you a sloppy flowerpot