The act of applying hemroid ointment to the rectum by pressing your rectum against the anus of another person who has already applied the ointment to their swollen ass pimple.
I ran out of ass creme and my hemroids were itching the fuck out of me, so me and my best mate had ourselves a Himalayan slip-n-slide and greased up my butt nipple.
When you repeatedly wipe your ass after taking a dump and there is still shit on the tissue after more than 10 wipes
Jeff - “dude im sorry I took so long, it was an Indian Slip and Slide in there”
Gary - “I think I need to see a doctor, every time I poop its an Indian Slip and Slide”