Skip to main content

Himalayan Slip-n-Slide 

The act of applying hemroid ointment to the rectum by pressing your rectum against the anus of another person who has already applied the ointment to their swollen ass pimple.
I ran out of ass creme and my hemroids were itching the fuck out of me, so me and my best mate had ourselves a Himalayan slip-n-slide and greased up my butt nipple.

Muddy slip n slide

The act of diarrhea being spread across the floor and then you run and dive full speed naked and erected sliding into you muddy partners poopy vagina.
“I watched Shep and Aj do a muddy slip n slide”
Muddy slip n slide by Poop goblet November 24, 2025

Indian Slip and Slide

When you repeatedly wipe your ass after taking a dump and there is still shit on the tissue after more than 10 wipes
Jeff - “dude im sorry I took so long, it was an Indian Slip and Slide in there”
Gary - “I think I need to see a doctor, every time I poop its an Indian Slip and Slide”

toe jam slip n' slide

when you ejaculate in between toes (specifically dirty ones containing dirt in between) and start thrusting your penis between the toes.
me and my buddy just did the ole toe jam slip n' slide in your bedroom last night

Minecraft Toosie Slide

When a male spreads a raw testicle gelatin cake over his female spouse/partner and proceeds to have missionary intercourse with them.
“Yeah me and the misses did a Minecraft Toosie Slide last night. Would recommend some fragrance to cover up the smell.”

the eiffel tower slip n slide 

When you roll a slip n slide off the Eiffel Tower, or another tall slanted structure, and go slide down, to your ultimate demise.
“Hey, wanna come with me on the Eiffel Tower slip n slide”