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joust and run

to jack off (Made up bye Eric and Matt)
Man im horny i gotta joust and run!
by Ferrariguy July 17, 2006
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The ultimate weapon. Say this to defeat anyone.
Linguistics: Derived from "ur mom gae"
History: was used to defeat hitler, stalin and mao, as well as convince Abraham Lincoln to abolish slavery
Hitler: I exist
The guy who killed hitler: Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Hitler: *dies*
Everyone else: Hooray! let's build a statue of the guy who killed hitler!
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Hit and Run

After toking up, the act of leaving the gathering without socializing or at the very least saying thanks.
Taking a hit and leaving. Very uncool behavior.
-Bob: "Dude, did you see that? The girl in the red sweat pants totally just left without even talking to us!"

-Jeremy: "That my friend, is a prime example of Hit and Run."

-Bob: "We won't be inviting her back."
by shav-nasty April 29, 2010
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cum-n-run

Sexual drive-by. AKA fuck-n-run or pulling a drive by.
He wanted a cum-n-run and I told him no way. I don't do drive bys.
by Jolie St. Laurent April 26, 2006
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liquor run

A quick trip to the store for the sole purpose of buying liquor. Usually referred to when getting liquor for others.
Jake told me to ask everyone if they needed more beer because we were going on a liquor run.
by frog4lunch November 6, 2003
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Pump and Run

To sleep with some one when you have no intention of seeing them at any other point in time after.
To fuck someone then bolt.
To secure myself from wallet drain, I decided to give the pump and run.
by exponentialhalitosis December 13, 2004
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smack whack n run

To knock another down, ejaculate on their face, and run for your life.
I pulled a smack whack n run on this mexican the other day.
by Midnight MR February 2, 2006
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