Richard Figures

Richard Figures the Longshaft was an evil king in the dangerous land of war and craft, who kept the maiden Pinkcess trapped in a castle. Maroon and his trusty sidekick Cerulean the Wizard defeated him in a flourish, only to have Pinkcess abandon them. Their later roll for sadness was a critical fail.

"Fear not, fair maiden, for I shall rescue thee!" Richard Figures then proceeded to be maimed by the noble questors.

by CaptainBlueBalls August 19, 2011

rich forty

The belief that rich people, due to having money and time to take care of their appearance, look ten years younger (or more) to middle-class people. "Rich forty" is "middle-class thirty."

"You won't fit in. My friends are all in their early thirties."

"Well, remember: I'm rich forty."

by hataraxia August 22, 2011

Rich fuck-up

Rich fucks that can fuck up and be perfectly fine in life because they have the money to be fuck ups

Those rich fuck-ups don't give a fuck about they 20 children they had.

by Sheldon6 December 7, 2014

richard craver

Another name for someone attracted to men.

Dang, that chick ain't nothing but a Richard craver!

Shut up, Richard Craver.

by Woahdude May 31, 2016

RICHARD TEAGUE

A MALTEASER HEADED GUY THAT LOOKS LIKE A TRAIN

THE MALTEASER HEADER PERSON PULLED A GIRL CALLED HOLLY HAMBLIN EVEN THOUGH HE LOOKS LIKE A TRAIN, I THINK HIS NAME IS RICHARD TEAGUE

by RobsDeadNan October 28, 2016

Richard

Richard is a name. Sometimes people say Dick instead. Don't know why. They're probably really high.

Richard: "Hello"
Person: "Hello Dick"
Richard: *cries in corner*

by Arkadiakruu December 18, 2018

Richard

An undercover fuckboy that will ask you out date you for 2 weeks then break up with you because its not working. aka you wont put out

he was such a richard!

by liannarose January 26, 2019