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queen city tune up

Placing a butt plug in while you give head to a male and receive head from his girl friend.
"Hey Rachael,how was your night?" "It was great,just tried my first queen city tune up and it was amazing!"
by Rco22 April 7, 2017
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crimson queef

(Verb) An expulsion of air from the vagina during a woman's menstrual period. Often resulting in a spray of menstrual blood similar to a spritz from a perfume bottle.
(Noun) When a menstruating woman straddles another person's face and expels air from their vagina, spraying blood over the person's eyes to create a super hero style mask.
Hey baby, give me a crimson queef and i'll be your hero!
by HateChild6 June 26, 2017
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quote queen

A quote queen is someone whose life revolves around positive and motivational quotes they come across . Their Facebook is littered with motivational quotes on a daily basis, their WhatsApp picture is quote text and their Instagram is crammed with positive quotes much to the annoyance of everyone around them.
Edgy Insta Chick; "Don't trust everything you see, even salt looks like sugar". "Maybe one day we'll finally learn to love ourselves and stop apologising for the things that make us who we are".

Normal person; I wish that stupid bitch would stop with the life quotes and keep her BS thoughts to herself, basic Quote Queen .
by Luckymeh July 4, 2017
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Drama Queef

A vagina that do a lot of pussy fart.
That girl is a drama queef. that's what her vagina was telling me last night.
by TheRealPhallus December 12, 2017
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Queef Heaving

Located in SouthEast Idaho, there is a small town called Shelley. This town is known mostly for being full of super oppressive Mormons that secretly all have sex with each other and pretend they're perfect in public. But, from the oppression came passion among those that refused to be held down any more. Queef Heaving was born! After the first annual competition, even the goody-goodies decided to join in!

To Heave a Queef, you take a potato and lodge it into your vagina. Forcing a glorious queef, you send the potato flying! Furthest potato wins.

Because, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of people in Shelley are super sexually deviant when they think nobody is watching, the Mormon women don't usually do very well. Their sloppy cooches can't properly form the seal around the potatoes required for true power. But it doesn't stop them from trying!

Boys play this game, not with their anuses. But with special, custom prosthetic vaginas that they wear over their penises.

If you think I'm making this up, try googling it. Seriously.
"Hey Brianna, are you going to be entering the Queef Heaving competition this year?"
"Of course, Lana. It's my favorite day of the year!"
by sandry shores May 24, 2018
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Mouth Queef

When someone says something mildly inappropriate or unexpected. A small variant of verbal diarrhea.
Tina: Is that a new shirt or are you gaining weight?
Stefanya: ...
Tina: Sorry, that was a mouth queef! I didn't mean anything by it.
by DinoLaurs May 31, 2018
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Fudgie queen

A nasty chick who's panties are full of poop and or blood stains. You do not need to see her panties to know she's rocking fudgies you can just tell by the way she walks and wears her pants.
Dang look at her she is definitely a fudgie queen
by Butterbread September 17, 2018
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