prosecco tit

An individual under the influence of alcohol of the prosecco variety. This individual may act in a way considered as a total tit. All actions are exempt due to prosecco influence.

Hey mate isn't Vanessa acting weird?
Don't worry mate she's just being a prosecco tit.

by SNAZZYSNATCH December 31, 2016

Prostyle

There's regular and then there's Prostyle. This is when you are the best of the best. You can't get any better. You have reached pure Greatness.

Clients want the best - so they never settle for anything less than Prostyle.

by Prostyle Consulting July 14, 2016

prostate soldier

A man who has anal intercourse with men on leave.

Bro, did you know deric was a prostate soldier?

Yeah man he's had sex with all the guys in my platoon.

by GingerChrist420 June 19, 2016

prostitute

a person that has sex with someone under the conditions of payment

That guy is a prostitute; he payed a girl $500 to have sex with him.

by Anonymous Whatever May 23, 2016

prostitutilicous

An adjective to describe something as prostitute like without offending someone.

Sarah: Damn girl, those shorts are looking pretty prostitutilicous
Emma: Thanks, I try

by Zoë Strong February 5, 2017

prostitivity

A person (male or female) who is extremely positive about making money regardless of what they have to do to get it. This individual will do anything happily without any regard and completely devoid of any negative feelings toward the deed in question as long as they are getting paid to do it.

Chris was so happy to manscape in public bathhouse that no one could believe his prostitivity.

by RicardoH May 21, 2017

prostitution

what the constitution shall be renamed to since there is restricted freedom

The Constitution should be renamed to the Prostitution

by MindsEyeTHPS May 30, 2017