Offbag

When drinking an alcoholic beverage without a bag on it in public.

"Ethan was offbaging it tonight on the boardwalk at the beach."

"Natalie chooses not to offbag when she is around town."

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by Nattie Keychain November 18, 2011

Office Viral

Def'n #1: When an email gets passed around the office very quickly - usually when it wasn't supposed to.

Def'n #2: The speed with which the fun office rumours or gossip get passed around.

Jay: Our whole department has seen that wicked email you sent to Steve - that's NSFW!
May: Whoa, that was just meant for him. Dangit, it's gone Office Viral...

Sal: Hey, did you hear who Stupid Sexy Flanders is hooking up with?
Hal: Totally, but where have you been - that went Office Viral last week.

by Leafsblowgoats September 30, 2013

OfficiallyNerdcubed

Nerd³ is a YouTuber named Dan(iel) Hardcastle (Hes British.), his series include, Machinima series 13 Ways to Die, Nerd³ Plays, Nerd³ Soapbox (A thing where he rants. Also replaced Nerd³ Completes because he didn't like it and wanted to try something new.)(Nerd³ Completes also replaced Nerd³'s Month of because he missed the 'deadline' so to speak.) , InTheLittleCubed with Martyn from the Yogscast which has been replaced with Little vs. Cubed title is pretty much self explanatory. In my opinion He is by far the best YouTuber I have ever watched. He also hates ducks.

OfficiallyNerdcubed also hates the new YouTube comments hence why his recent videos comments has been disabled.

by toxiccheese November 13, 2013

Office fly-tipping

Discreetly depositing one's workplace detritus at different bins around the office. Reasons for doing so include smell of lunch remnants, lack of one's own bin, producing too much paper based waste, to annoy work colleagues, for spite.

Simon: What were you doing in payroll?
Will: I was office fly-tipping.
Simon: Teriyaki don?
Will: Yessir.

by SatMisc November 21, 2013

office code

A specific hand gesture used to signify your wish to rapidly 'pump' or 'enter' your work colleagues vaginal/anal region.

John: hey, wanna see the new office code i made?
Irene: what does it mean?
John: it means your gonna bleed.

by wondermyke December 10, 2013

office grizzle

When your in an office and a dude comes by and he smells like pussy and coffee.

Dude John says that you came into work yesterday smelling like the office grizzle.

by The lurk master May 23, 2014

office bladder

A condition where one finds oneself getting up to pee much more often when sitting in an office as opposed to other settings. Especially if this condition cannot be explained by water or coffee consumption alone.

Person 1: Something about being in an office means I have to pee like every half hour. Usually I can hold it for 10 hours! What gives?
Person 2: Sounds like office bladder. Maybe you're so sick of just sitting there at your desk that as soon as your bladder has anything in it you go, 'time to get up to pee!'

by the only Chi on this website September 19, 2014