Salt-and-Pepper Bear

A gay slang term for a heavy-set man with grey (or white) and black hair on their body.

I made out with a salt-and-pepper bear at a gay bar last night because his white and black hair turned me on.

by Ana Siski January 02, 2020

salt merchant

An uncommonly annoying internet troll that exists to spread salt. Often found in online games such as Counter-Strike:GO, LoL, COD, and Chivalry: Medieval Warfare. Salt merchants usually ply their trade through offensive innuendoes and racial/homosexual/religiously charged slurs directed to players on their own team, rather than that of their opponents.

Salt Merchants differ from Salt Gods in that they rarely devolve into simple profanities directed at single players and usually spread to envelope their entire team. Their goal is to trigger as many people as possible. As such, any and all remotely dividing topics are covered in their vitrol.

Salt Merchant: Hitler did nothing wrong except for letting your Jews anscestors give birth to you, you ableist keking shitlord.

Player 1: Fuck off, Salt Merchant!

Salt Merchant: This team is full of autists holy fuck please kill me now.

by Giant Miniature Space Hampster March 05, 2017

Seattle Salt

The behavior exhibited by fans of the Seattle Seahawks after they lose a game. Can be amplified if said fan is empowered by being surrounded by other fans.

Seahawks Fan: "It's bullshit that we lost because of a call that I don't, nevermind when calls go in the Seahawks favor. I want Tennessee to win the Superbowl!"

Non-Seahawks Fan: "Wow. The Seattle Salt is real..."

by BsAlchemy January 12, 2020

small salt

Someone who gets mad salty over small situations.

Amanda is pretty salty that i took a bite outta her ice cream. What a small salt.

by small salt May 09, 2018

SALTS

Smiled a little then stopped;
This is used when a person says something to you and you thought it was funny for a split second and then stopped laughing

Omgggg salts

by anonymous November 21, 2020