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Jenny Craig is going out of business

Jenny Craig, the weight-loss brand that once touted celebrity endorsements from stars like Queen Latifah, Mariah Carey and Jason Alexander, is shutting down after four decades in business.

The Carlsbad, Calif.-based company, which offered coaching sessions and personalized meal plans, said Thursday it was canceling all online food orders and merchandise sales in corporate centers. It also stopped its coaching sessions, the company said.
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Business Misleader

A Chipmunk like individual fed with a silver spoon as a baby, who at school intimidated those he considered less fortunate than himself and went on to be educated at university specialising in learning vocabulary to an unnecessarily high standard.

In order to impress, he mastered an uncanny ability for repeatedly dropping words into every conversation, words that only he understands. On occasions, these words will be duplicated to a point where nobody has the faintest idea what he is talking about.

He is easily impressed by empty responses to his regularly posted pompous drivel on various social media platforms which tend to be followed by equally delusional individuals.

Difficult financial situations within the company are created by the ill judged and ultimately fatal decisions he makes during the crusade to fuel his ego and gain recognition as a business leader for which he has absolutely no knowledge, let alone ability to achieve.

When faced with difficult situations which require confronting with determination and commitment, he has an unrivalled ability to speedily retreat and disappear without trace. Occasionally, he comes out under the cover of darkness to pillage and pilfer the product of his employees hard work.

His response to a position of financial adversity is not to seek a solution for his employees and their families but simply to abdicate his responsibility by handing his dummy to the Administrator
As the business misleader the company wont last long with me in charge
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leave my business card

ejaculate, ejaculation, material containing ones' 'genetic address' left on/in a spot, situation, or 'factory'
i made sure i didn't leave my business card with jenna

i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it

i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!
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Open for business

When a female work colleague turns around, bends over her desk and drops her pants/panties to be taken from behind
Lady: come to my office, I’m open for business
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Business

Your concern, your life. What nobody should be fucking with.
It was her business who the girl ran out of her one horse town, her own neighborhood, but she made it someone else's once she started trying to run other people off from theirs, in addition to making it inflammatory for everyone originally from there. She thought she was unbearable and feisty even though everybody else that knew her thought she was silly, mouthy, and lived in a bubble that nobody could burst with reality.
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The Worlds Best Business Psychologist

A common Saying in northern Berlin. Mostly in russian communitys.
Used to refer to Students who have exceptionally white skin and/or beautiful eyes, cheek blasts and other body parts.
Supposedly it is from the late 90s.
You are the Worlds Best Business Psychologist!
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offishial business

Top-priority government activity regarding our fins-and-scales friends in da oceans, rivers, and lakes.
In da poem dat Humpty Dumpty recites to Alice, he relates how he sent a special "offishial business" message to da tuna and halibut in which he requested their assistance; however, said swimming-species were not overly impressed or inclined to grant da bombastic egg-head's self-centered wishes.
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