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ninja

v. the act of stealing, swooping, or snaking something. usually the person who has been ninja'd upon does not realize it for a little while, and then they are mad when they find out that something of theirs has been ninja'd.
Hey man you ninja'd my chair. Why the hell did you ninja my book, Jordan?
by CPepe October 3, 2005
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ninja attack

When prisoners wrap shirts around there heads to make a mask and go attack fellow immates,The very same tradition my own Father started.
Tray - Yo dogg let's Ninja this foo.

cop - All we saw was eyes.
by GDOGG October 31, 2004
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ninja city

A hidden city on an island where only ninjas live. The city is massive. It holds 900,000 ninjas preparing for ninjapocalypse. The city is so stealth that it can't be seen even by sattelites.
Ninja city is the largest hidden city.
by beattie April 11, 2005
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Quantum Ninja

1) a person with extreme ninja skillz
2) quantumninja.com - cool website
dude that guy that just kicked my ass was a quantum ninja
by sam shaikh August 2, 2004
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ninja sex

Contrary to popular belief, ninja sex does not have to be silent. It can include plenty of grunting, yelping, ass slapping, rapid bed squeaks, and dirty talk. Only the loudest screams of pleasure are discouraged, but are allowed if the place chosen to hook up is soundproof. For example, a bomb shelter.

To cover for noisy ninja sex, a covering sound is most common, although other techniques are also used (see above). All that is required for sexuals to qualify as ninja sex is that the sexuals are undetected by others not involved in the act.
Sontia tuned the radio in her boy's room to Radio Disney when she put him to bed, and turned it up a little once he was asleep, to provide cover for ninja sex with Tony.
by t_doffing July 20, 2009
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Ninjaa

Anjani = Ninjaa.
Used exclusively for a person who seems average, but hunt snorlaxi and eat zanahorias on a daily basis. Ninjaa's often do things that the normal person cannot do, such as access sparknotes on school computers and get starbucks in the middle of class. Response to everything is "Don't worry 'bout it."
Also used to describe short indians.
Person A: Woah, who is that short indian girl that's climbing up the wall?

Person B: Oh, don't worry about it. It's just ninjaa.
by LALALALLALALALLAindian. May 27, 2010
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text-message ninja

a kind of person that is never seen not text messenging.
damn, hat bitch is a text-message ninja.

____ ninja can also be used in other situations, jager ninja, iPod ninja, etc.
by Mo Sess January 4, 2006
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