minger tard

Someone who's appearance and stank shall not be endured within the distance of 43.67 royal cubits, but also is mentally stunted to such a degree that the special class looks like Oppenheimer's team.

That minger tard Jacob Gardener came into the club thinking he was hot shit, but he got laughed out by the $5 hookers and the slews. A few minutes later, the US's ARG showed up thinking there was a nuclear contamination in his wake.

by BappoHotel January 22, 2025

minge mop

a spong or towel that's used to clean up a messy vagina.

Can you pass me the minge mop, my fanny is moist

by ResRudeBoy February 10, 2025

Midgley Mess

When you melt a dark chocolate orange and dip your scrotum in it before receiving oral sex.

John felt adventurous so asked his wife to give him a Midgley mess.

by SillySausage12345 February 6, 2026

Minge Poker

Another word for a man’s phallus.

This phrase will typically be used when one is acting silly.

Hey Bob put your minge poker away no one wants to see that!

Bill don’t be a minge poker

by Subordinate Ninja March 27, 2026

Mangles

A disease you contract from rubbing your genitals or any private bodily opening on a dirty floor, street or surface

She slid across the floor naked and rubbed her pussy on the dirty floor, she got mangles from it, that sucks!

by noonemournsthechile12 March 15, 2025

Mangles

A disease you can contract from a dirty surface making contact with your genitalia or any private bodily openings, usually caused by a fungal infection, it can appear as itching, burning and redness

She was sitting on the floor butt-naked, she later found out she contract mangles, who sits on the floor naked?

by noonemournsthechile12 March 15, 2025

Minge Migraine

When a woman has pains in or around their lady bits.

Hey how is your minge migraine? I hope you are feeling better.

by Dp5028 May 7, 2025