Making it count

the act of practicing french kissing (kissing with tongues) to improve your skills/talents to make a kiss 'count' or be liable.

dude 1: did you make it to base one?

dude 2: yeah...we were TOTALLY making it count ;)

by oxjoshleighox July 26, 2010

tool making factory

Someone whose toolness is so high it actually rubs off on other people. A "tool making factory" is the next step of toolness after toolshed but before a country whose gross domestic product is tools.

Joe is not just a toolshed, he's tool making factory.

by jjonte December 16, 2008

Ian Mackinnon

the fattest head world wide. He had to phone turtle beach and get them to specially make him a huge headed set of turtle beaches for his xbox.

Fat headed (Ian Mackinnon) boy with fat headed TB's!!

by MinteddMurrayy!! November 1, 2010

Babies Making Babies

Preteen To Teenage Pregnancy.

Farrah Abraham Teen Mom MTV Babies Making Babies

Dumb Boy: Hey Karoline, I've Been Having A Problem With My Penis..
DumberGirl: What Kind Of Problem? Carlos?
Boy: I Randomly Get Penis Aches. (takes a puff of his inhaler)
Girl: Maybe I can help. I give great massages and in return you can do me a favor...
Boy: Ok, what can I help you with?
Girl: Some one asked me if my cherry was popped, but I didn't even know I had a cherry, can you help me find it?
(pop pop) cherry popped= 9 months later baby is born... Watch Teen Mom To Find Out What Happens Next

by Valley_Meatballz_818 September 28, 2013

Deprived of Making Decent Jokes

The Father of The Chosen One

You are deprived of making decent jokes.

by The Chosen One May 10, 2003

These pretzels are making me thirsty

can be used as a term for curiosity.

When you and a friend overhear someone and want to know more about what they are talking about, you can say, "These pretzels are making me thirsty."

by Gumbo76 September 22, 2006

Making Love

When sex goes to hire a PR firm

Clara: We were making love....
Friend: Cut the crap and why don't you say you were having sex

by Unwashed_Jeans August 27, 2017