There's a drug out there, it's dragged thousands of people into this endless world of building blocks making structures. Those said to have played the game haven't went outside, instead spent their time locked in their basements placing block after block to create a structure. Best stay away from this drug kids, you don't know what it could do to ya.
Minecraft drug dealer:"Hey kid, want some drugs?"
Kid:"What kind of drug?"
Minecraft drug dealer:"Minecraft drug"
Kid:"Load me up!"
Later that day
Mom:"Come up stairs, dinner's ready!"
Kid:"I can't I'm playing Minecraft!"
Mom:"Well turn it off!"
Kid:"I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!"
Kid:"What kind of drug?"
Minecraft drug dealer:"Minecraft drug"
Kid:"Load me up!"
Later that day
Mom:"Come up stairs, dinner's ready!"
Kid:"I can't I'm playing Minecraft!"
Mom:"Well turn it off!"
Kid:"I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!"
by -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- April 4, 2017
Get the Minecraftmug. Buddy: yo there's this super cool new place where all the hot babes and ...
Timothy: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO KILL THE ENDERDRAGON IN MINECRAFT!!!!
Timothy: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO KILL THE ENDERDRAGON IN MINECRAFT!!!!
by lolu are um January 20, 2022
Get the Minecraftmug. 1. The "Word" that best represents the impossible (physically).
2. Aaaaand the best excuse to someone that just want to stay at home.
2. Aaaaand the best excuse to someone that just want to stay at home.
1. Teenager with brain 1: Dude, I really wanted to do something physically impossibl...
Teenager with brain 2: Minecraft...! Let's. Play. Minecraft. And. Have. Some. Fun!
2. Per. A: Hey Rob, wanna g...
Bob: Get the fuck out of my room, I playing Minecraft! (Wildly takes off headphones and throw them to the floor.)
Teenager with brain 2: Minecraft...! Let's. Play. Minecraft. And. Have. Some. Fun!
2. Per. A: Hey Rob, wanna g...
Bob: Get the fuck out of my room, I playing Minecraft! (Wildly takes off headphones and throw them to the floor.)
by bhuoorvyi February 3, 2018
Get the Minecraftmug. The best game in history to exist, for many it represents their childhood. Anyone who doesn't like Minecraft is boring.
by loopylez April 17, 2020
Get the Minecraftmug. by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 25, 2021
Get the Minecraftmug. by Puppyface79 May 25, 2019
Get the Minecraftmug. the best game in the world, in minecraft everything is made out of blocks and there's a lot of things to do as well as survive, build, kill the ender dragon to beat the game, and play with any friends that join you.
Person 1: OMG is that kid playing minecraft!
Person 2: yeah, he killed the ender dragon and is now building with his friends.
Person 2: yeah, he killed the ender dragon and is now building with his friends.
by Destroyer3012 March 18, 2021
Get the Minecraftmug.