march 29

a sexy man that pulls all the girls and lives in virginia

march 29 right

by guclfvjjik October 18, 2019

March Hare

A term employed to state that someone is crazy, e.g., "mad as a March Hare." Derives from the March Hare which Alice pursues down the rabbit hole in Lewis Carrol's "Alice in Wonderland."

He's crazier than a March hare, and needs to be locked up.

by Rod Brock July 30, 2006

March 14th

The birthday of the bhaddest chicks alive. Specifically blondes born on this day are the best people you could ever meet. THE BADDEST BITCHES

wow sarah must’ve been born on march 14th because she’s the baddest blonde chick i’ve ever met.

by thebaddestblondeyoullevermeet October 23, 2019

march 19

National put a dick in your butt day.

I can’t wait for March 19 so I can put a dick in my butt!

by Hdidicjns October 16, 2019

March 12

It’s national grab your girlfriends ass day. Do it in school or some place else! Have fun boys.

Guy grabs ass*

Girl oop*

Guy oops didn’t mean too
Girl that’s okay I like it.

Guy grabs it again.
Girl 🤤

This was on March 12

by Ilovebigdick March 11, 2020

march 25

Commonly recognized as the day All Evil was Formed and sent shooting into the universe in its own calculated and cruel big bang. Positively the worst day in all of history. Any and All born this day are known to have a unfathomable amount of evil and cruelty. Males are neither hideous nor beautiful, but a awkward in between to to confuse anyone or thing they may attach themselves to. Females often stunningly beautiful. Cunning and arrogant are two words that may describe March 25 born creatures. If you bear a child this day you may consider therapy from a early start for yourself, as you may feel the child is deliberately trying to aggravate, and critique you from birth (which it is) to help you cope.
Day of Death, Pain and Suffering.

Doctor : I'm so sorry, your baby is Due March 25 th.
Mother: ( tears roll down face and whimpers) "why?, why....?"
Father: (drops down in knees and wails loudly) "KHAAAAN!!!!"

by air_22 May 4, 2014

March 28

March 28 is the day were all the hottest and cutest guys are born . If you’re born on this day you are the luckiest person on earth girls that are born on this day are OK but the boys are so cute!!! If you were a boy born on this day you have the hottest girlfriend. If your looking this up it’s probably your birthday or your friends

Girl 1: he’s so hot

Girl 2: yeah, he was born on March 28th

Girl 1: that makes sense

by Carebear2007 November 3, 2019