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Parsi Poon Juice 

Parsi Poon Juice, aka PPJ. Vaginal secretion from certain ethnic women that is rancid...classically described as "more putrid than the dumpster behind a cheap chinese seafood restauraunt."

While its properties have not been fully characterized, it is known to be caustic and may well contain the world's most diverse yet concentrated flora of STDs. It's offensive, corrosive, and just plain old fashioned nasty. Not even NASA could design a safety suit that'll protect you...

While it is unclear where the word originated, it is now quite common in large cities in India as well as in the UK and America.
"I was fooling around with Farrah...man that PPJ (Parsi Poon Juice) burned my nostrils... and a hole right through the sheets! It burns when I pee...and pretty much do anything else. I better go get tested."
Parsi Poon Juice by DMehta August 29, 2007
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goose juice 

sue rubbed her goose juice all over johnny's pillow.
goose juice by rrrrjjjj August 23, 2011
I shot up with some juice today
juice by Shell February 5, 2003

pussy juices 

fluid that prodrudes through the vagina at the point of orgasm
hey brian tonight im going to bath in a tub of your girlfriend's pussy juices
pussy juices by chachang November 5, 2003

hand juice 

the sweat that is in your hand form holding something for a long time .
" Hey those M&M have hand juice on them"

" EWWW I TASTE HAND JUICE FROM YOUR HANDS ON MY FOOD"
hand juice by bre bre August 4, 2005

Smurf Juice 

An alcoholic beverage, popular among high-schoolers and college students. Lots of sugar and flavor makes the alcohol hard to taste. Contains:
1 2-litre of Diet Mountain Dew
1 packet of any blue Kool-Aid
1 Fifth of Vodka
"Damn man, I got dumped. Mix some Smurf Juice and lets get tore up."
Smurf Juice by Chainer April 24, 2006
The sweat in an ass crack.
example 1:
I'm sweating so bad, I have to go to the bathroom and wipe off my bum juice.

example 2:
That fatfuck left a bum juice stain on my sofa!
bum juice by Bob "Fuckin'" Martin October 29, 2007