When a man gets a baseball bat and lubricates it enough so it can be inserted into another mans anus. This maneuver is named "the Jordan Law" after the first to do so.
by Gord Ritchie November 17, 2009
Get the Pulling a Jordan Lawmug. by DJ Diamondz July 24, 2006
Get the Rollin' On Michael Jordansmug. Pulling a Jordan Taylor is the act in which a natural born blonde women cheats on you with 15 people in total.
Guy 1: have you heard Jenna has been cheating on 1 dude with like 15 other people.
Girl 1: omg we need this to be know that she’s pulling a Jordan Taylor
Girl 1: omg we need this to be know that she’s pulling a Jordan Taylor
by Gay faggot 420 September 3, 2019
Get the Pulling a Jordan taylormug. by YourMum1234567890 July 30, 2020
Get the Luca Jordan-Vieiramug. When somebody tells a joke or sends something "funny" to a group chat, but no one laughs or even replies to it.
That somebody: Hey, have u seen that video of the guy farting?
Everyone:
Everyone 10 hours after airing it: this is a certified jordan moment
Everyone:
Everyone 10 hours after airing it: this is a certified jordan moment
by Sgtstanky January 22, 2020
Get the Certified jordan momentmug. A pretty lady with a cute laugh. A funny, amazing... Never negative girl, who is somewhat into astrology, but only if people read it to her. Loves iced coffee. Very energetic... Maybe not so energetic actually.
She is also sometimes referred to as Jords or CoolestChickOnTheBlock.
She is also sometimes referred to as Jords or CoolestChickOnTheBlock.
Bro #1: Who's that chick?
Bro #2: That's the Coolest Chick on The Block!
I saw this girl walking around with iced coffee...
Oh yeah that's Jordan (Pretty Lady)
Bro #2: That's the Coolest Chick on The Block!
I saw this girl walking around with iced coffee...
Oh yeah that's Jordan (Pretty Lady)
by SexyBoy#1 November 24, 2021
Get the Jordan (Pretty Lady)mug. by Skibbityfreshog October 25, 2020
Get the Jordan Lago Dialedmug.