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Johnny

You really remind me of johnny.
by Picatchuisesuou January 13, 2023
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Bedlam Johnny

A misunderstood person who appreciates a nice booty and boobs. Women love and dream about him for his humbleness, honesty and ability to satisfy them mentally and sexually. It's urban legend that if a single woman is feeling lonely and wants a wet dream, she would have to say, repeatedly " dirty Johnny " before eating ice cream.
A man used to wheesper dirty bj ( bedlamjohnny) if he wanted to impress a daughters father before asking her hand in marriage. A bedlam johnny
by FW NIBBAWATTS January 15, 2023
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Johnny Burns

This guy is the smartest most funny guy ever. I would def have gay sex with him.
Johnny Burns is fucking awesome and deserves everything good in this life and needs someone to check up on him because he is falling into a state of severe depression.
by Opulentbitch February 5, 2023
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Johnny bite

When one offers a taste of food to an acquaintance or friend, and they enjoy far more of the food than the intended offer was
I told Johnny he can taste the food, but he took a Johnny bite and now half my food is gone
by TooterMcGaving February 15, 2023
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Vanilla Johnny

The only thing I have ever been addicted to. He is funny, smart, hot as fuck, and I'd bow down and worship him like the king he is anyday. He's the only one who holds the power. The only person who has ever captured my full attention and is powerful enough to hold the key that unlocks everything, anything, anyplace, anytime.
Damn, did you see Vanilla Johnny over there?

I did. I'd love to grab a coke with him tonight... I know that vanilla coke will be the best ever.
by youaremy#1 yo October 12, 2023
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Darvo Johnny Depp

A wife beater who only accomplishments was playing himself in pirates of the Caribbean. He is also known for publically humiliating his ex wife in front of the world cause he couldn’t silence her.
“ welp I guess he pulled a darvo Johnny Depp
by Userfoekfkekfkenfnenfkfkenfwkv October 24, 2023
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johnny joestar

A character in jojo's bizzare adventure part 7. He is the main protagonist.
by JackThatBoi October 24, 2023
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