Johnny Sundae

To take a poop on someone then teabag the poop with your balls.

“For my next trick, I shall Johnny Sundae this woman!”

by Johnny Sundae January 28, 2024

claim a Johnny Bench

When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.

Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."

by Dean Houser November 11, 2008

Johnnie guilbert

A kind good looking sweet emo dude <3🫶

Johnnie guilbert is cool

by RAWRRRRRRRRRR XDD February 25, 2024

Johnny Padilla

Small meat with big feet who is a baller

Johnny Padilla is a baller

by WHITEMANS November 6, 2019

BIG JOHNNY

Meaning "Large Dick Man" In Nigguese.

AYO PLEASE SPARE ME BIG JOHNNY

:)

by JOESONFUCKET February 11, 2021

Johnny

A very wacky man who murders.

guy 1 : Yo, have you heard about that one murderer?
guy 2 : You mean Johnny?
guy 1 : Yeah, the guy is wacky.
guy 2 : I agree.
Both of them were murdered after that.

by DaisyJoey June 22, 2022

Johnny

Johnny
noun
/jon-ee/

1. A person who struts into a conversation like he invented the topic, only to backpedal harder than a Tour de France cyclist when questioned.

2. One who claims to be a math wizard, physics guru, and chemistry legend, but can’t divide 2 by 5 without Googling it… twice.

3. The living embodiment of “fake it till you flake it.”

Guy 1: Hey, some black thing showed up while I was doing a titration

Guy 2: You pulled a Johnny

by The Anti-Johnny April 23, 2025