John Petrucci 

1. The living machine behind the madness that is guitar in the progressive metal band known as Dream Theater.

Anyone relevant to this man, whether they have seen him perform or know him personally, is probably either dead or severely to mortally wounded from the sonic warfare he omits when in "world domination mode". Petrucci's balls are assumed to be so large that they exert their own gravitational force roughly equivalent to that of Saturn.

John Petrucci on Youtube. Search "psycho petrucci secret tape" and see for yourself.

John Petrucci by Sleepyfate February 20, 2009

john dies at the end

the best book ever written. it is funny and scary and awesome. your gay if you havn't read it

i just read john dies at the end, it was great

john dies at the end by awesomeman34 February 12, 2009

john joo 

Some caillou looking retard who likes sarah joo and is a try hard and is garenteed no pussy

Haha look it is john joo

john joo by DonkeyBallz April 21, 2018

John pork 

The biggest fashion model EVER

John pork is calling

Or

“have you seen John porks new post?”

“Yes isnt he so beautiful “

John pork by Team.ndl.fl March 26, 2023

John Benedict 

A John Benedict si a cute,kind and well-being person.
But sometimes he can be a gross type..

Girl1: I had a date with a John Benedict.
Boy2: YOUR LUCKY!!

John Benedict by Bigboy26 November 7, 2019

John McCain Syndrome 

When you decide to do something when your to old and forget what you had for breakfast. And expect to run the country, so thus you have John McCain Syndrome.

"Issac did you see Spencer speak today up on the stand, he must have John McCain Syndrome the way he was forgetting his speech and mumbling about his many houses."

John McCain Syndrome by Parker James March 2, 2009

John Ritter 

An American actor most known for his roles in Three's Company, 8 Simple Rules and a guest appearance in M*A*S*H. John Ritter's birthdate was 17th of September 1948 and his date of death was 11th of September 2003. He died of an aortic dissection, will be forever remembered.

RIP John Ritter 1948-2003
Three's Company
8 Simple Rules
M*A*S*H

John Ritter by P. Redeckis May 3, 2006