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Shit just got real

A saying that implies the expectation and/or encounter of something that is inherently dangerous. Additionally it may signify the soiling of underwear.
As the man rode down the wet road on his motorcycle and saw the herd of deer on the edge of it egging their friends to run across in front of him as his headlights bounced off of the freshly rained on surface he though to himself "shits about to get real".

The teacher called on a student who was obviously asleep and made quite an effort to embarrass him, in turn the student stood up and said "you don't have to be such a fucking bitch" and abruptly walked out of the class. Shit just got real.
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just being Miley

singer/actress Miley Ray Cyrus posed for photos that gave the appearance that she was bare breasted beneath a sheet. Also published from the shoot were pictures of a scantily clad Miley lounging in bed with her father, Billy Ray Cyrus. About the same time as this shoot Miley's most popular song contains a phrase "Felt like I couldn't breath. You asked what's wrong with me. My best friend Leslie said, 'She's just being Miley.'"

Definition: Leaning on, or posing with, your dad, or an older man, in an ambiguously inappropriate way.
Yo man, I saw this 13 year old girl, dressed like a raging slut, leaning on her dad's arm in the grocery store--"she's just being Miley."

Or...

I saw this slutty girl "just being Miley" with her dad in the grocery store!

or...

Hey supper market slut, stop "just being Miley" with your dad on isle 12. Take that shit to Vanity Fair.
by Davecandividebyzero July 27, 2008
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you just do it for me

slang for I find you completely attractive
Sorry if we went too far last night, you just do it for me, youre amazing
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just like a bought one

Said just on completion of fixing or enhancing an item up to a standard that could be bought or purchased from a shop. Often has a tone of slight sarcasm regarding the fixed or enhanced item.
After fixing the broken chair leg with gaffa tape, Bob proudly said "Just like a bought one"...
by Wollinator February 20, 2008
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i just wanna die

the want of death
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i was just gonna say

What someone says before saying what they are going to say. Often a nervous habit.
Teacher: Billy, do you have something you want to say?

William: I was just gonna say my name is William.


Teacher: William, what is the answer to number four?

William: I was just gonna say that it's Pluto, sir.
by jkerp16 December 9, 2008
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i just wanna taste it

tastes like strawberries

'i just wanna taste it' a lyric of the song Watermelon Sugar by Harry Styles in this song he helps you improve your skills of pussy eating.

if you're trying to impress your girl, go buy this song on itunes and try listening to it 3 times a day and you'll be an expert in pussy eating in no time
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