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tank holiday

When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.

As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
by Daycoder October 3, 2021
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tank

characters in video games that are supposed to do small damage but sustain lots of it but instead deals lots of damage and sustain all of it making them overpowered
"Damn I just got one-shot by that 12k hp Cho'Gath because he dealt 3k true damage!"
"Yeah, that's why tanks are overpowered!"
by primpan September 9, 2018
mugGet the tankmug.

spank my tank

"Ryan, spank my tank ples," Rebecca said with a smirk.
by Spank my Tank February 16, 2017
mugGet the spank my tankmug.

tank

One who like the infamous "shotgun" call, calls out "tank" to be the one who drives as opposed to the "shotgun" call where they would recieve front passenger seat.
by Project Green Leaf June 11, 2006
mugGet the tankmug.

Italian Tanks

Italian shitboxes that were deployed on the battlefields during World War II, notably lacking in firepower, armor, and overall effectiveness compared to their german counterparts. Despite their limitations, Italian tanks such as the Fiat M13/40 and the Carro Armato series were deployed on various fronts, including North Africa and the Mediterranean, where they often faced formidable adversaries but struggled to make significant impacts due to their design flaws and inferior performance.
-Did you grind the Italian tech tree in War Thunder?

-Nah, I don't wanna deal with those Italian Tanks
by tf is a pseudonym?? February 11, 2024
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Shart Tank

A small space containing over a tsp of liquid flatulence...
Luckily my shart tank held out against those brown pointers otherwise I would have been a goner!
by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022
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Grass tank

An individual whom consumes large amounts of marijuana.
That girl smokes so much pot, she is a grass tank!
by Mdawgy September 6, 2017
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