King Hog

A funcy fella! King hog tellse alote of jokse:)

King hog is joking again! Tee hee

by Corb fucker November 8, 2021

Hog/Hogger

Hog; to use something and not let anybody else use it. This includes most other Hoggers too. Please do not ever mistake these hoggers with pigs - unless the pigs are hogging something of course.

DISCLAIMER: this is not an inside joke /serious

Person 1: wanna go to summer hill to hog stuff?
Person 2: sure I love hogging
Person 3: hogging is bad

Person 1: why?
Person 3: it should be equal because hog/hogger are taking it from us
Person 1 and 2: too bad

by Cat girl gf November 9, 2021

Smoking the hog

The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.

I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.

by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022

groundhog hog

The one cock that you, for whatever reason, keep coming back to, similar to how Bill Murray's character keeps waking up on the same day in 1993 classic Groundhog Day.

- Girl, you gotta stop screwing that Jason fuckboy. He ain't good for you.

- I can't! I try, but I keep waking up with him. He's my groundhog hog.

by otto88 October 29, 2021

Red hogs

A group of overweight, female rapist.

Stay away from that bar on Mainstreet, it's full of red hogs.

by Dubp September 8, 2021

Hog in the Henhouse

When a male enters a room filled predominantly with women.

Sarah: “what’s that guy doing at our womens rights protest?”

Ashley: “I don’t know, he’s a total hog in the henhouse.”

by Beach red neck September 11, 2021

Bust like a hog

Busting a fat amount of cream

I will bust like a hog in your cat

by Hog September 14, 2021