Making out with the homies goodnight

The act of making out with your homies before bed, and wishing them goodnight.

While kissing the homies goodnight is not gay, making out with the homies goodnight is. Only gay people make out with the homies.

Josh: Sorry, I was making out with the homies goodnight.

Sarah: Isn't that gay?

Josh: Yes. This is my way of saying goodbye.

Sarah: ...Josh??

Josh:...

Sarah: Josh please you're being ridiculous!

*Born This Way by Lady Gaga plays*

by JoshtheNOTgayguy1275 November 14, 2023

Homie intuition

Homie intuition is a relatively new term coined by, well, me, which is: a myriad of emotions and mental statuses somehow innately felt between homies. Homie intuition is essentially the phenomena that twins share from birth - some sort of mutually accessible and shared thoughts. Homie intuition scientists say evolved in in humans in the past year at a massive rate. The spike of virulent homie intuition is attributed scientists say to the need for homies to share their emotions with their homie counterparts to relieve stress during the covid pandemic, as showing public displays of sadness in society is strictly prohibited for homies all over the continent. Not only that, but homies have been seen grouping up on popular social media sites as well as beginning the first ever social media militia for their leader, Jordan Peterson (who is a fantastic speaker). The department of defense has recently stated that homie intuition reservations are putting sea otters at risk for some reason I forget now. But yeah, homie intuition.

Homie 1: sooo where should we meet brody?
Homie 2: *puzzled*
Homie 1: probably taco bell
Homie 2: def taco bell
Homie 2: HOLY SHIT WE BOTH SAID THAT AT THE SAME TIME. BRO THATS HOMIE INTUITION IN THE FLESH. WHATTTT

by Sliske September 21, 2020

Homie hopper

A female that goes from male to male fucking them and they cannot be trusted. Usually the males are part of the same friend group.

Hey Tina, did you hear about Stephanie?

No.
Stephanie is totally a gross homie hopper.

by buttnaked101 October 25, 2022

homie hopper

olivia and hayley, hopping from best friend to best friend

them: oh look its olivia and hayley! the homie hoppers

by babyroyalty February 18, 2022

Homie

Someone who will look out for you and help you

Ay this my homie foo

by Luis4life November 1, 2019

da homi

It's your best friend that you call da homi (Ayy it's da homi Moxxie)

Ayy it's da homi Moxxie

by Moxxie Da homi July 13, 2021

Homie Handie

A ritual to confirm that two potential homies have become full-fledged homies.

My homie Andy and I became homies at his home yesterday. That's right, Andy gave me a homie handie at his home.

by rstef October 8, 2023