The Hitler Theorem

The Hitler Theorem is in relation to how a stimulus affects you negatively day by day more than Adolf Hitler does. If something affects you worse than Adolf Hitler, then The Hitler Theorem can prove objectively that the stimulus is worse than Adolf Hitler.

"I'm tired of all this work my teacher is assigning me! It annoys me more than Adolf Hitler does, therefore according to The Hitler Theorem this homework is worse than Adolf Hitler!"

by Theoremist November 22, 2023

Adolf Hitler

A known War criminal who has committed the largest genocide in human history who was the head of the Nazi party. He became the leader of Germany Between 1933-1945AD and is responsible for the holocaust and the start of WWII. He was also known as Der Fürher since is German for "The leader" once he became dictator of Germany

1. Adolf Hitler is the worst guy in history.

2. How did a man like Adolf Hitler come to power?

by PinkFlyodFan1995 June 23, 2025

Hitlers macaroni

When you put macaroni in the microwave and it burns. Then feeding it to a person who is Jewish

Aww damn Jimmy gave me a plate of hitlers macaroni

by Micro Jew May 21, 2016

Adolf Hitler

The god that I praise

Adolf Hitler is God, SIEG HEIL! 👨🏻🇩🇪🫡

by UltimateDoge June 11, 2024

It's hotter than Hitler's ovens in here.

When you are in an environment that makes sweat because you are so hot.

"Man it's hotter than Hitler's ovens in here."

by HiTler_HimSelf March 2, 2020

hitler pig

Another nickname of the Chief Caucasian Terrorist of America who has a penchant for Adolf Hitler.

Hitler Pig was sleepy in his first criminal trial.

by SchlongPatrickHannity April 28, 2024

Adolf Hitler

A frustrated Austrian painter who eradicated thy opps by matter of genocide. As known, Adolf was a hardcore blood, so when he found out about the blue in the israel flag, he was forced to unleash warfare against his crippin opps. Adolf slid for von, unleashing anger in the crips of israel and they dissed his kicks and said his Jordan's were fake, to which hitler shot them all. Hitler, also known as hoodler is famous on oblock and even has a statue in his name there.

Crippin Jew- "Aye whatchu doin on my block whiteboy negative melanin sour cream lookin ass?"
Hitler- "Ich denke, es wäre das Beste für dich, mein Territorium zu verlassen, du Idiot. Ich werde die Kraft meines Schnurrbartes auf Ihre gesamte Blutlinie entfesseln. Du solltest gehen, bevor ich dich mit meiner Waffe treffe, sonst hättest du mir keine andere Wahl gelassen, als deine Religion auszurotten."
Crippin Jew-"Fuck you say to me whiteboy ass?"
Adolf Hitler- "Sei weg, ein übles Wesen"

by 69Gaykiller69(nottrue) February 28, 2024