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Saturation and grain

when u get dat find pic of a cow next to a red barn and u turn that brilliance and highlight down and then the saturation and vibrance up and then add a little bit of grain and then change the brightness and contrast and then take a dump and wait for the upcummies
friend: *takes a shitty nature picture*

you: "oh you TOTALLY gotta saturation and grain that and put it on insta"
by WORM worrior January 21, 2022
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take it for granite

To presume dat something is "rock solid".
Prudential Financial uses da Rock of Gibraltar as their logo, but even in their case, one should not automatically "take it for granite" dat dey will keep you fiscally secure in all aspects and areas of your life.
by QuacksO January 21, 2022
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I have granted kids to hell

If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.
I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.
by The Real Driller August 19, 2023
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Julie Inman Grant

Julie Inman Grant Is the Australian Esaftey Commissioner, She is responsible for all censorship on the web, In video games and movies inside Australia ever since 2017.
She has called for the banning of countless games for abhorrent violence and topics even though it has been proven time and time again that they don’t cause real violence and have no correlation to real events whatsoever.
She is a threat to personal liberty and freedom of speech.
She is a fugly old geriatric bitch with a heart of stone and someone should check her fucking brain.
Person one: Did you know that Julie Inman Grant Banned the game postal 2 on April 23rd 2024 because of the stabbing that happened in that shopping mall in Sydney Australia?
Person Two: Woah, What an authoritarian bitch!

Person one: Yeah I know right?
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Delusions of Grant Recipient Grandeur

A co worker who is not the boss who acts like they are the boss, prison guard, and chief bean counter.
James put a bag of trash in my office because they have delusions of grant recipient grandeur
by Liberation Theology November 25, 2024
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