gracid trip

The act of rolling around half-naked on the grass while tripping balls on acid.

Eric's gracid trip landed him in the whambulance.

by Grass-cid December 3, 2014

Grambabe

A girl who is attractive on instagram, but is actually ugly in person.

Wow she looks really attractive.
-Yea but I've met her, shes a grambabe and she's ugly in person.

by eserbalacja January 10, 2015

Grave-shift

Indeed the loneliest and scariest of shifts. No live human should work a Grave-shift, however sometimes duty calls. Just don't quit on your break.

I've been, working this Grave-shift.
And I aint made shit
I wish I could,
buy me a spaceship and flyyyy
Passst the skyyyy-yyyyy

by LEFAG April 1, 2015

grabbing the dragon

when a man masturbates during a Lord of the Rings movie

"Dude, last night I was Grabbing the Dragon when Frodo got the ring!"

by dundiewinner January 15, 2017

Grassley Rule

1. A precedent for the exclusive use of partisan politics when determining whether a nominee to the Supreme Court should be confirmed.

2. An excuse for those who wish to ignore their responsibilities without facing consequences.

Established by Senator Charles Grassley of Iowa, when as Chair of the Judiciary Committee led the unprecedented obstruction of a nominee to the Supreme Court.

Senators referenced the Grassley rule as justification to oppose the President's nomination to the Supreme Court.

Mom: Timmy, did you do your homework?
Timmy (playing video games): Nah
Mom: Did you take out the trash?

Timmy (still playing games): Nah Mom
Mom: Why not?

Timmy (shrugs): Grassley Rule

by ProgressIowa January 24, 2017

Grand Marnier

grand mar-nee-aye
A classy alcoholic blend of cognac and orange. Similar to a liqueur, you can drink it straight, on the rocks, or combined with a variety of cocktails. Adds a sweet, citrusy flavor with a little bit of bite. Often consumed by cocktail connoisseurs or people who want to look like they are.

I just made myself look a little classier by adding some Grand Marnier to my Dark and Stormy. Now it's the perfect storm.

by Froyo333 May 24, 2017

grandma cookies

Dank weed distributed by old folks

gimme some o dem grandma cookies

by dat_boi6969 December 8, 2017