black friday

1. The craziest shopping day, and the highest store revenue day of the year.

2. The friday after Thanksgiving traditionally used an economic indicator of America's economy.

1. Hey, I almost got hung because I grabbed the last Xbox 360!

2. Business teacher: This friday is black friday and we will see how this economy is REALLY doing.

by Mall security July 20, 2008

Black Friday

A day stores use as an excuse to have crazy sales and open extreamly early that can result in anger, frustration, physical harm, and even death to customers and employees of said stores

The police were called when a Black Friday sale cased riots between customers

by Fritos4Free December 30, 2008

ass slap friday

Friday is the day where you are allowed to slap anyone's ass especially if they are wearing leggings, yoga pants, spandex, etc

On ass slap Friday he walked past 10 girls and slapped their ass

by The wizard696969 February 25, 2014

Black Friday

The craziest day for people in the retail industry. Traditionally stores have a huge sale the day after Thanksgiving where they open their stores at five in the f*****g morning, and people line up outside the store doors to the end of the country for some sort of savings. People have actually been killed on Black Friday... how f****d up is that? It's just another one of the embarrassments of the human race.

Consumers have a love/hate relationship with it, people, who work in stores hate it, and corporate owners of store franchises love it because their yearly profits go up. Black Friday got it's name because the stores profits go from being in the "red zone" to the "black zone." This day and the Christmas season (month of December) is used to make up for the 11 months of lost sales.

Executive: "Sir our Black Friday sales for Walmart are at an all time high this year."

Walmart President: "Good, good. Yes I see those morons on the television killing each other to buy their Tickle-Me-Elmo dolls. Our plans to run out small business and rule the world are beginning to succeed. Gentlemen! Let us raise our glasses in a toast to evil."

:)

by JustAskTheChaseMan November 24, 2010

Ryan Friday

The Man, the myth, the legend. Ryan James Friday is an ultimate memer, a pro gamer at games such as Rocket League, and Star Wars Battlefront. Ryan Friday uses his skills to obtain the trust of his friends by calling them trash. Ryan friday is funniest guy you will see around, but do not get on his bad side. Also noted he is a pro athlete in the sports of wiffleball, basketball and do not forget Ultimate Frisbee. NEVER mention soccer.... he hates Italians and loves ‘Merica.

Did you see Ryan Friday today? OMG Ryan Friday just performed a flip reset in rocket league!!

by Grillcheeseburg October 27, 2020

Festive Shirt Fridays

The day wear all the cubicle employees either have fruity shirts or no shirts at all.

Euugh man. I just saw Dilbert's moobs.

by nikkan_hanil July 2, 2004

Fat Bitch Friday

Fat bitch Friday a recurring event that happens every Friday from 12 AM to 11:59 PM. The Boys are suggested to go out and find the fattest bitch they can find and get with them. Any girl over 150 pounds is valid for this event. The reason we celebrate Fat Bitch Friday is to humble ourselves and to honor the Fat lives matter movement which doesnt really matter. This event is not to bring down Fat women but to give them a chance in life, because who knows maybe we all secretly like fat bitches, gotta find out some how.

Kevin: Yo wtw for tn im trying to go out and get some girls
Ant: Perfect its Fat Bitch Friday and I have a girl thats 165 and her friend is 173, which one you want.
Kevin: .... 165 please

by Niggalations Prophet June 25, 2020