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monkey fister

Someone who fists monkeys
by MonkeyFister10101 November 11, 2013
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Iron Fist

when you fist a bitch so hard, her asshole explodes
Billy: are you ready?
Stacy: for what?
billy: THE IRON FIST BITCH
Stacy: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by itsyaboyskinnypenis March 21, 2017
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fish fist

fish fist is when your hands are so dirty if you beat off without washing first, after when your partner goes to blow you & thinks you have been cheating!

jimihatt
if he isn't cheating then he should get new soap to help cure his fish fist. I have a coupon for lotion!
by jimihatt May 5, 2017
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A Fist full of dollars

At climax of your intercouse remove yourself from your partner and ejaculate on their back, Then take out all the notes in your wallet and throw them on their back, whatever sticks they get to keep. It has been known for the phares to be said casually after throwing the money. This can be follwed by for a few dollars more.
Robert then 'A Fist full of dollars' Toni to everyones amusement. Toni laughed when she realized she was 25 dollars better off.
by the sun dance kid February 18, 2010
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Ham Fisted

Receiving total hand pleasure from a large handed sweaty man who may or may not have recently eaten a large quantity of meat; hence giving him the meat sweats causing a "ham like" scent.
After I got ham fisted buy Gary last night I was craving a hoagie something fierce.
by Yimmycat March 2, 2012
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fistagon

Fistagon is a fucking asshole
by Your Mom July 17, 2006
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God Fist

God's extreme disapproval of your actions, or if you happen to be a loli, you're bending over.
I love you *god fist* But I do! *bigger god fist*

Onee-chan? *god fist* OH!!!!! IT HURTS SO GOOD!!!!
by GOD FIST!!!! January 8, 2010
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